Potty Card

when playing circle of death you can't piss unless you have an eight card.

You ain't takin a piss unless you got a potty card bitch.

by Andy Zaprzala August 1, 2007

Last Card Wanker

During a game of poker:
the kind of twat that goes the entire round bluffing with completely nothing and then wins only by the sheer luck of the last card

there needs no example, you will know if you've suffered at the hands of these last card wankers

by Tino the Rapist March 24, 2010

beaver card

accepting sex as payment for services rendered

"Oh Mr Plumber i don't have enough money to pay for the servicing my pipes... Do you accept beaver card?

by dsutto87 November 17, 2010

cunt card

A bar napkin or any other flat object that can be written on with the words "cunt" or "cunt card" written on it. The object is then given to or placed in front of the person who did not take their shot when group shots were poured. The cunt card remains with the non drinker until he or she catches up to the group.

Brian did not take the last shot we all took together. That is why the cunt card is in front of him.

Last time we gave Brian the cunt card because he didn't take his shot. He put the cunt card in his mouth, took his shot, and washed it down with his beer, then gave us all cunt cards for not keeping up with him.

by little b the t-REX January 6, 2012

Birthday Card Status

When you are no longer in contact with a person, but they still mail you a birthday card on your birthday!?!?

We haven't talked in months, but apparently we are on Birthday Card Status!

by Lucy Loo Allblue February 4, 2012

Pro Card

You get your pro-card while riding a dirtbike, almost wrecking horribly but by the amazing skills you have, you save it!

My brother was riding his dirtbike up front of me, hit a jump, got bucked by the seat, came off the bike but saved it and got his Pro Card.

by Ktmguy November 11, 2011

Period Card

when someone acts as if their period, so things will go their way.

Abby pulled out a period card, so she could get more food from her friend.

by stybz August 9, 2012