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Climbing the camel 

When you mount a girl with chest hair
Oh shit man.... I was climbing the camel last night! Been wanting to do that for ages! It's the hippo next

Double Dumpster Camel Wedge

When a born female gets the fabric of their underoos in not just their butt, but in their front-butt as well.
Sarah came back in from break, ready to attack the day. It was when she sat back down that she realized, that she had encountered the Double Dumpster Camel Wedge.

what the camel 

a saying used when you’re around your strict ass parents and can’t say fuck.
willy: billy, i fucked your girlfriend.
billy: what the camel !?

The Foam That Broke The Camel's Back 

A bad, airy, non-defined business idea that you think of to distract yourself from doing work you are meant to be doing even when you already have 5 businesses on the go and 100 ideas in the works.
"Hey man, what are you up to?"
"Doing my tax return. Hey, do you think I could make a product where you completely fill the inside of a car with foam and it cleans while it dissolves?"
"Dude, that'd be the foam that broke the camel's back"

Oh, no, you don't --- nunna the ol' 'camel and Arab' routine! 

What you disgustedly snort to someone who is selfishly trying to take up more than his share of available space, such as in a bed, on a couch, in a passenger's seat, etc.
When Chief Tecumseh was negotiating with General Harrison, he crowded Harrison toward the end of the bench they were sitting on. When Harrison made a "Oh, no, you don't --- nunna the ol' 'camel and Arab' routine!" type of protest, Tecumseh smiled knowingly and replied that he was trying to illustrate to General Harrison how his people felt about being pushed off their tribal lands by the English settlers.

intermetaphysical camel toe 

camel toe that resembles richard nixon
did u get that intermetaphysical camel toe in your eye last night?