Caked

When you have devoured a space cake full of weed. Rather than being baked, you are caked.

Man that space cake has left me caked.

by Sarah Greta June 29, 2013

red card

A statement used as an indication that another's action or statement immediately preceeding it sharply goes against the social norms of the group. The act must be of such an extreme nature as to cause hysterical disbelief or revulsion among members of the group. Obviously this is much stronger than calling a yellow card on someone.

"Yeah, she was so hot, I was ready to jump all over that."

"Dude, that's my sister, and she's only 15- Red Card!"

by Ben December 28, 2004

Calling Card

After making a large bowel movement (without flushing), the person responsible inserts their business card in the pile, so as to inform others of his creation.

I took a massive crap and simply had to leave the calling card...

Tom lifted the seat cover and found a huge log. It was clearly Jordan's, for he left his calling card...

by Moustachio March 7, 2007

caledonia

Yes it is small town Michigan, rural, but not backward. They have had continuous updating to the city limit sign(s). Originally on same pole, and sign read; enter leave, enter leave as it swung in the wind, BUT, now there are two signs marking the village boundries and is a convient place to hang a hammock. A 1957 graduate of H.S. says you'll have fond mememories 60yrs from now.

If the smell of cow dung has your nostrils yearning for relief, Your in Caledonia, Michigan

by BOB ROWLAND February 11, 2005

Trump Card

Making discriminatory, sexist, or otherwise inappropriate remarks simply like Donald Trump, simply because you feel you can.

When Sally bent down to tie her shoe, Bill told her she looks good on her knees. He totally used his trump card.

by Stefanelli November 8, 2015

Race Card

The term "Race card" in its essence means that someone would call out racism in order to enhance their situation in a debate or in any situation.

But nowadays, it has become a term used (mostly by white people) to systematically dismiss claims of racism.

Jonas: 2 Chainz claims that Fox news has been historically prejudice against black people.

Tom: Oh that can't be true, he's just playing the race card.

by TheRealness April 22, 2016

black card

when a white kid is allowed to say nigga

White kid:whats up niggas!
Black kid 1: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY
black kid 2: its cool he has a black card
black kid 1: oh whats up son

by ginganinja0 December 29, 2009