Candleographer

A person whom creates hand-poured candles and wax products

Joe Blog is a brilliant Candleographer!

by MrsMenz June 2, 2015

Candlewick

Someone who is fake, steals bf/gf, plays with your feelings, a ho, and someone who brags a lot.

Anne: Omg, did you see these cute little shoes I got?
Josey: Omg, I like.
Mr: stfu you two candlewicks!

by A_Drunk_Pillow July 3, 2016

candles on a birthday cake

The number candles on a birthday cake tell what age you are. Not what year it is.

Candles on a birthday cake tell your age not the year you dumbass.

by Jacklolololololo November 22, 2017

Candledicks

A candle shaped like a dick that will sit on your mantelpiece. To be burned during ‘special occasions’

“Yo light the candledicks, I’m Cumming over”

by Lexie is the best December 4, 2017

Candles!

Have you heard of the word "lit"??...yeah "candles!" is just an upgrade level.

Dude did you watch that movie? Wasn't it good?
Good? dude...it was damn candles!

by Luffy Hana July 11, 2018

Candlestick Telephone

During a threesome between one woman and two men.

One penis enters the earlobe as she holds the shaft and the other enters orally.

e.g: 'Me and John did a cracking Candlestick Telephone on that chick from last night, she'll be deaf for at least a week'

by DocMcWilly August 13, 2018

candleshoe

When you ejaculate in to someone’s shoes in the dark (and don’t tell them).

Roger did a candleshoe on Bridget’s slippers when he was feeling mischievous, sadly he missed and came all over the families photo albums.

by Fellator September 9, 2020