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buffalo slap

The act of allowing the girl to climb on top of you. You then immediately slap the right side of her ass as if you were a cowboy slapping a buffalo. Once her eyes light up and she realizes she was just branded, she will give a stare just like a buffalo. Buffalo slapping becomes even cooler while partaking in Hate-Sex.
"Dude, she wanted to try something new, so I buffalo slapped her."

"Man she was hot last night, i kind of wanted to have hate-sex with her and buffalo slap that shit.
by Pootie Stang April 4, 2006
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Water Buffalo

A fat, ugly, unattratcive girl, at a club or bar trying to pick up guys and get slayed.
Daniel: Did you see the Water Buffalo David picked up lol?
Jeffery: Yes she gross , Hes a smidge if he did not slay her.
by UP7 Crew January 7, 2011
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buffalo stance

The way a prostitute stands on the corner is called the "Buffalo Stance." Dumbass.
"That ho is standing in the Buffalo Stance."
by Brittany January 1, 2004
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buff

A slang term for marijuana, coming from the original slang buffalo, which refers to the Native American custom to save all parts of the buffalo.
"Yo, dude, pass the buff."

"Hey, dude, pick all of that weed up! You can't waste the buff like that!"
by chocolatemonster April 24, 2009
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Buffalo Crotch

The spilling of buffalo hot wing sauce on one's crotch.
Suzy had a bad case of "Buffalo Crotch" from that south west salad she had for lunch.
by Fudge McDoogal May 21, 2009
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buffai

In order to preform a buffai, a male participant must aquire a plastic funnel, whipped cream and a rubber chicken. Using these materials, the male must attract a female mate using the following mating callm whil rubbing whipped cream on his nipples. "Damn girl, imma get my funnel cuz imma piss in yo buuuttt". At this point the male inserts the funnel into the females rectum, and urinates into the large end, while slapping himself with the rubber chicken.
Josh gave marc a buffai the other day.

The dingo ate meh baby so i buffaied the bitch
by Kangaroo fucker July 8, 2009
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Buff

(In MMORPGs) To improve the power, speed, strength and general statistics of yourself and other players - Usually used by supportive roles such as Healers.
(Cleric)Dathimus uses (Buff)Strength II on (Warrior) Leara
by runemeds November 4, 2009
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