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In order to preform a buffai, a male participant must aquire a plastic funnel, whipped cream and a rubber chicken. Using these materials, the male must attract a female mate using the following mating callm whil rubbing whipped cream on his nipples. "Damn girl, imma get my funnel cuz imma piss in yo buuuttt". At this point the male inserts the funnel into the females rectum, and urinates into the large end, while slapping himself with the rubber chicken.
Josh gave marc a buffai the other day.

The dingo ate meh baby so i buffaied the bitch
buffai by Kangaroo fucker July 8, 2009
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Buffalo Wild Shits

The inevitable uphill battle you wage against a toilet after eating a large meal at Buffalo Wild Wings. Occurs within 24 hours after eating large amounts of wings and involves loud farts and explosive chicken wing shaped diarrhea.
Joe: "Almost missed my train into the city just now cause I got struck with a brutal, ass-tearing round 2 of the Buffalo Wild Shits. No Sunday picnic, let me tell ya"."

John: "No kidding, I got them on the way to work this morning. Had to book it to a stall and the Buffalo Wild Shits made my bottom burn like mango habañero.
Buffalo Wild Shits by a-Dawwwwwg December 12, 2011
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Buffalo Squeeze 

A pose struck by an ecdysiast ('stripper' to you) in which the arms are crossed below the breasts, emphasizing their cleavage and extension.
"Pasties and a g-string, beer and a shot, Portland through a shot glass and a Buffalo Squeeze" --Tom Waits
Buffalo Squeeze by comatus September 27, 2011

South Buffalo

Bunch of witchcraft practicing

Rednecks who host opossum
Fights and put onions in their spaghetti .
South buffalo population 100 nuts

And 1 squirrel .
South Buffalo by Blu_leef January 15, 2023

buffalo hand warmer

Fingering or giving a hand job to someone by putting your hand down the back of their pants while they are sitting, far enough to where the hand extends to or beyond the crotch on the other side.
While sitting in the stands at the Bills game, I gave my girl a Buffalo Hand Warmer, because we're classy like that.
buffalo hand warmer by sgrams04 December 2, 2014

Shampoo a buffalo 

When a dude has not had intercourse in so long that when he does his sperm will be equall to the amount needed to shampoo a buffalo!
When we get back from this road trip i gotsta have some sex! I got enough backed up to shampoo a buffalo!

Buffalo Black 

The Buffalo Black is a regional phenomenon in the greater Buffalo, NY area where Caucasian women who have orange skin dye their hair pitch black.
She's the cutie over there with the Buffalo Black hair.
Buffalo Black by Tpain88 May 18, 2017