Boner

When the penis grows and get's stiff due to a sexual arouse usually this is the best time to have sex or receive a blowjob.

Kiersten : Hey Jake could you brush my hair I was in hurry and didn't have time before I got to work!
Jake : Sure baby Ahhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhh! Ohhh! Ohhh!
Kiersten : Oh baby did I give you a boner!
Jake : Yes your hair is so silky and soft just the touch of it made my penis expand!
Kiersten : Well lets not waste it keep brushing and I suck on it!
Jake : Ohhh! Ahhhhhhhhhh! Ohhh!
Kiersten : Mmmmmmmmmmm! Mmmmmmmmm! Ahhh!
Chad : Oh wow Jake's brushing Kiersten's hair and she's sucking his dick time to spank the old monkey!
Steve : Hey Chad I see you have a Boner how about I help you with that!
Chad : Sure that would be great then I can focus on Kiersten's beautiful hair!
Steve : Mmmmmm! Mmmmmm! Mmmmmm! Ahhhh!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Chad what the fuck! Were you getting a boner off at me and Jake again!
Chad : No!

Jake : Then why were you staring at us while Steve was sucking your dick?
Steve : Hey guys what's up!
Kiersten : Go wipe the cum off your face asshole!

by SlopNChop October 14, 2017

A boxers lunch

Punching oneself in the stomach in a crude and ineffective attempt to stave off hunger.

Ah man, I can't be fucked going to the kitchen, time for a boxers lunch.

by the oob November 27, 2004

face boner

1. A case of classic cheesin in which you cannot wipe the smile from your face. A face boner is usually due to happiness in a relationship but it may be used in other instances as well.

*It is possible to experience a face boner and a real boner simultaneously.

Dude: I totally nailed a smokin' hot babe last night!

Chad: Dude you don't have to tell me, your face boner gave it away!

by j--hole November 3, 2008

Sleeping in boxers

Sleeping in boxers is when men (usually) sleep in nothing but their boxers. This is considered the most comfortable and healthy way of sleeping besides sleeping naked.

Jerry saw his friend lying on his sofa sleeping in boxers.

by Musketeer101 June 16, 2012

Anticipation boner

The boner you get when anticipating something sexy, or sex itself. Can be a major headache if the anticipated sexual event does not occur.

I saw the new show, "How to look good naked", and got a huge anticipation boner, but was very disappointed when I saw no actual nudity and a gay prick running his mouth for 30 minutes.

by njriv April 7, 2010

Jewish Boner

An erection that still possesses a semi-flaccid property, typically caused by over-exposure to pornography or by frequent masturbation.

Been beatin' off so much lately to blacked.com that I can only get them jewish boners.

by ElectricBananaMan November 8, 2018

Huge Boner

Huge Boner is slang for a very large erect penis

Pete got out of the car with a huge Boner

by Mickeefer February 7, 2020