Bonesin'

The use of overly logical explanations, with awkward pauses, to explain everyday occurrences without regard to personal feelings. In reference to Temperance Brennan of the television show Bones.

Person 1: The elevator is stuck again.
Person 2: I told Ralph...that given the current occupancy of the elevator...his additional weight might...exceed the limits. But he got..on anyway.
Person1: Stop bonesin' it. Just call Maintenance.

by AgentKurt November 15, 2013

bogus rap

A false accusation. Placing blame where it doesn't belong.

Susan blames Mary for something she didn't do. The teacher punished Mary. It was a bogus rap.

by pseudonym7458 June 9, 2014

Boneshow

When a man flaunts his erection in his pants toward a possible partner in hopes to signal that he's horny

Ew! That guy at the bar was totally giving me a boneshow!

by body of some March 14, 2015

Bones

A fucking great rapper

"Hey have you seen the new bones tape."

"Hell yeah, it was fire!"

by I HATE CODE KEEM April 22, 2017

boneslap

To get slapped on one's male penis, while it is erect.

Dude 1: Yoooo did you see Raph get boneslapped today?
Dude 2: Yeah man, it looked painful.

by itsmeprateek June 5, 2017

Bones & Willies are Bad for Your Health

A 21st century idiom that is meant to serve as a stark warning for humankind. Let it be known that "bones" and "willies" literally pose a significant threat to ones health and well being... lit-er-ally. Whilst it may seem prudent to dismiss this admonition as nonsense or propaganda, I'd ask you to reconsider. The originator of this phrase is a visionary with diabolical intelligence and magnificent intuition... like that of a gypsy wizard.

When the world learned that bones & willies are bad for your health, there was mass confusion. The tension became so thick you couldn't cut it with a knife... it was like a wall.

by "JE" October 16, 2017

bones

a type of anatomical structure that is used for construction of bone houses, bone dildos, bone flavored milkshakes, and the set of the show "Bones".

Guy 1: Hey, (insert yo homeboy's name here) my bones hurt.
Guy 2: It's probably because you drank too much bone hurting juice.
Guy 1: Oof ouch, my bones.

by oofouchwhydomyboneshurt October 22, 2017