alpha male april

in april, adolescent men ages 13-15 (freshman year) practically go into heat for the first time and just wanna fuck, fuck, and fuck some more. sex is the only thing on their mind and theyre solely concentrated on getting a girl and just like full out his puberty.
girl one: get ready for alpha male april. its coming in fast
girl two: cant wait🙄
by lyerdism March 19, 2019
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the NATO phonetic alphabet spelling of vagina It's a way to refer to the word in public without being too obvious, allowing you to make a cheeky reference while keeping it subtle
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2. The man on the bus was watching the Orange and black website, where the device displayed a graphic video of a woman showing her Victor Alpha Golf India November alpha. It’s hairy and nasty, I almost puked when I see it.
by EMD F59PHI April 30, 2025
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Alpha Chad Griddy Rizz

the peak of rizz, only sigmas of the bussin max prestige category can obtain.
I just beat my wife, but its OK because I have ALPHA CHAD GRIDDY RIZZ
by Castor B. Rangoon Garcia December 07, 2023
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Alpha Chud

The term Alpha Chud is used to describe a self proclaimed "alpha" male who obviously and obsessively works to gain other perceived "alpha" mens' attention or acceptance. Typically, an alpha chud talks about the evils of "woke" culture, and often complain about female or minority leads in media. Many celebrities who speak out against "wokeness" have a large alpha chud following that will defend them online in hopes that the "alpha" in question celebrity will notice them. A herd of alpha chuds is often referred to as a "circle jerk".
I made an offhanded post about Elon Musk and woke up to a hundred alpha chuds defending him in the comments.

Steve went full alpha chud after watching the new Marvel trailer and won't stop ranting about the m-SHE-u.
by Temporary Pseudonym November 17, 2023
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alpha energy

Having the vibes of an alpha, rather than a sigma. Loud, feels the need to be in charge, always yelling at others.
bro you got alpha energy when you could have sigma energy
by Purplericecakes May 29, 2024
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Alpha Dong

The biggest dong out of the group of dongs
Riley Deihl has the alpha dong
by SomeViagra March 20, 2019
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peqchyy69#alpha

The alpha king, valorants best player, the hottest person alive, rich😈😈 the BEST viper main in na 😩. #alpha na last hope. #1 on the leaderboard. Got the biggest pp. better then the jay hoe
Her: uwu can I add u peqchyy68#alpha peqchyy69#alpha: yes babe
by Alpha. February 07, 2022
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