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Mitchell’s Asshole

A dare a very young man did in the name of RAMEZ MOSAD! He put his hands over his cheeks and spreaded away
“Dude did you see the picture of Mitchell’s Asshole?”
by Marlbanda October 27, 2018
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Stuck behind the asshole

Being stuck behind someone driving too slow. You stay behind them thinking that they are not gonna go exactly where you are going for long but they do. Then your frustration sets in being stuck behind the ASSHOLE!!!
I was driving home from work after a long week, I was making good time until I was stuck behind the asshole.
by cpetkunas February 16, 2019
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Self actualized asshole

Someone who already knows they're an asshole, even if you tell them another thousand times what an asshole or a jerk they are.
The guy was a self actualized asshole, or

If you like saying it a different way, he was the kind of asshole you say he was in a different bullshit way, simple.
by Solid Mantis August 7, 2019
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Once you eat a big ass burrito with beans and shit you’re going to take a fat ass shit only cuz we’re rich. But it means you have a big asshole. We’re rich as fuck it doesn’t even matter. I’m actually going to throw up in your car. I can’t wait to take a fat shit. I’m rich as hell.
I’m rich aka the bigger the asshole the bigger the burrito. Touchdown. Imma be rich as hell
by Alexissena123 November 8, 2019
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Going down satans asshole

The feeling you feel while walking down a dangerous neighbourhood where your most likely to get shanked in the stomach.
Jerome: Listen man im not really feeling like going down satans asshole today.
Tyrone: Don't worry bruv, nothing bad will happen.
by splashhhey November 23, 2019
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Shaq's Asshole

Dying urge to take a shit.

Having an asshole proportionate to Shaq's body.
Ah man! This diarrhea is giving me Shaq's asshole.
by Chorbashi October 31, 2020
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Adele’s Asshole

A colloquial term used mainly by atheists in religious debate forum as a Hail Mary attempt at answering how the Big Bang came from nothing.
“Mr. Harris I need you to explain specifically and mechanistically how every galaxy and object in our universe came from an infinitesimally small singularity 13.8 billion years ago.” ——— “Adele’s Asshole” —— *Uprourious Godless Applause*
by Dumpster Choir February 10, 2021
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