Urban Dictionary: Definitions by splashhhey

Cock Mong

A cock mong is a person who loves cock and is identified as a mong

Boi 1: Bro, My friend Curtis is being such a little Cock Mong.
Boi 2: No way, my mum is such a cock mong as well.

Cock Mong by splashhhey November 23, 2019

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A centre link bludger is a person who sits on their fucken ass all day and getting payed for it off the government.

Man 1: oi lad, my mrs is being such a centre link bludger.
Man 2: fuck sakes cunt, what a sad dog.

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The feeling you feel while walking down a dangerous neighbourhood where your most likely to get shanked in the stomach.

Jerome: Listen man im not really feeling like going down satans asshole today.
Tyrone: Don't worry bruv, nothing bad will happen.

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