Similar to bathroom stalemate. Derived from males inability to urinate in front of other fellas in the large circular urinals that were in the Kingdome in Seattle. Inability to urinate in front of others.
"Shit Fred, what took you so long in there?" "I got Kingdome Dick and couldn't go until the fella next to me finished and left."
by Jlightshow October 03, 2013
Getting a boyfriend or hooking up with an ugly/weird guy who you would normally dub but you're with him out of desperation.
Person 1: Damn.. how does Kate always have a boyfriend?
Person 2: Kate gets Dub Dick ... she goes after the clearance section boys.
Person 2: Kate gets Dub Dick ... she goes after the clearance section boys.
by Vanita January 17, 2018
A stinky but rather robust odor deriving from the genital region of the Lazy but hard working human male.
WOW! My "reptile dick" is really bad today! (says Patrick)
Patrick said his "reptile dick" stinks from the urinal water.
(Tom says) I think Patrick got "reptile dick" from the factory urinal water.
Patrick said his "reptile dick" stinks from the urinal water.
(Tom says) I think Patrick got "reptile dick" from the factory urinal water.
by Tombona84@DNTweldcenter December 18, 2013
"Oh no... We must (become as we are must) become gimungatized like Wesco Dick". "Ohooooyie fuck baba borl. Dude. Man. Yo brother. Hey, please (please storp) your have (posess are you own) mega (gimumgamungatized huge as huge are) Wesco Dick". "Ooooochie ouch".
by BuzzCrap November 20, 2019
by tallman 76 April 04, 2022
A grown man with a 'dick' the same size as a toddler's 'dick'. Really small. Really really small. Cocktail weinerish. A guy suffering from toddler dick will usually get real jealous around preschoolers. These men have been with very few women, out of shame. They tend to spend a lot of time with their mother's, because of their inadequacy in the pants. I'm trying to say, their penis is the same size right now, as an adult, as it was when they were toddlers.
Guy) Why did they get divorced?
Girl) He suffers from toddler dick.
Guy) Toddler dick?
Girl) You, know toddler 'dick'. Same size as a toddlers. Their dick never grew up, like Peter Pan.
Girl) He suffers from toddler dick.
Guy) Toddler dick?
Girl) You, know toddler 'dick'. Same size as a toddlers. Their dick never grew up, like Peter Pan.
by Aunty Annihilator December 30, 2011
Looks like an elephants or a donkeys or a big banana except it’s a bbc it’s the perfect cock and a Jesus cock a daddy dick
Dezarae you’ve been masturbating all day you’ve squirted on almost everything in here
I can stop thinking of Dominic’s dick
I can stop thinking of Dominic’s dick
by Vulnerable fetish May 28, 2022