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Covid rat

A person you meet in the aisle at the store. When they see your not wearing a mask appear as if you doused them with gasoline and you're holding a lit match. With eyes bugged they scurry out of sight like zombies when you turn on the lights.
The covid rat tried to flee around the corner but turned short overturning their cart into the end cap filled with clearance items.
by anonymous November 26, 2020
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covid 19 pounds

when you gain weight during quarantine bc you aren't exercising and have no will to live
I think I gained my COVID 19 pounds
by sunnydoggo June 24, 2020
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Covid-19

A vacation wich people dont want, and kills.
Fuck Covid-19 said by the middle aged brick throwing man
by Hanz be like June 5, 2020
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COVID Cop

Someone who enforces Covid 19 and social distancing measures.
“No we can’t seat a table of 6!” said the COVID Cop
by Jonathan Sankey November 9, 2020
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Covid squirt

What a desperate whore says now that most cities are in phase one and loves cum.
Michelle: Fuck yeah, i dont give a flying fuck if this dude has a 4-inch dick or not, he can give me a Covid squirt in my pink and stink.
by Butter Mike June 1, 2020
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Covid-chronicles

The never-ending string of YouTube videos you produced while 'sheltering in place.'
Hey dude, check out my covid-chronicles! They're fascinating! I've caught it all on video! I get up...make my breakfast...stare at the wall...make my lunch...roll around on the floor...stare some more...make some supper...twirl in place until I'm dizzy...go to bed...
by East Tennessee April 14, 2020
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covid-brain

covid-brain - adjective - describing an altered state of mind due to covid-19 (coronavirus)
example in a sentence: 1 - "It was crazy, one second I was showing her my room, the next we were on the bed with our clothes off, honestly I think it was covid-brain." 2 - "My mom doesn't usually yell at me much but recently it feels like she has been yelling at me almost daily. I think I will give her the benefit of the doubt and chock it up to covid-brain."
by Phantom Phobia October 20, 2021
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