catch-22

Something that you need to obtain another thing, but you need the other thing to obtain "something".

"In iOS devices, when you go on the settings menu, then in the password settings, you are required to type in your password to look at your password."
"Catch-22, mate."

by Xxdragonslayr12xX July 1, 2017

October 22

Slap you friends day is on October 22nd! Enjoy a fun day of getting slapped

Me: Hey you know what day it is

Friends: Oh no it’s October 22nd
Me: Time to get slapped

by _ur.aunts.moms.dogs.son_ October 21, 2019

Catch 22

a dilemma or difficult circumstance from which there is no escape because of mutually conflicting or dependent conditions.

"Ado, machan, it's just as hard to get the hell out of Sri Lanka as it is to be stuck here. real catch 22 scene"

by lostlankan December 2, 2021

february 22

The day where you have to suck off your father.

father: Hey so it's February 22nd, you know what that means!

Son: Oh no

by penguin maker 420 February 22, 2021

October 22

Slap the kid who skipped school yesterday day. You can slap the midget looser who skipped school yesterday as much as you want without getting in trouble.

Ky:”why is everyone slapping me”
Everyone:”because It’s October 22 and you are a midget looser who missed school yesterday”

by Slangboi October 21, 2019

07/22/2019

Remember the place where we met? well obviously you do and I'm going to tell you that there might be something waiting for you there

Really mimi? This shit again? xD
My foot is swole today alright? XD
I wanna rest a bit
Alright alright if you say so xD
so how the hell did your foot become swollen?

07/22/2019

by Lostnightcore November 9, 2019

22 Bar

A luxury bar, restaurant or cafe where women can have dine and pick a male member of staff for desert/sex... Members only club for wealthy and famous women...

I went to the 22 Bar, l paid $10 000 for the sexy bald guy... it was the most amazing tantric sex I've ever had. I let cum inside me. I got pregnant hehe - I'm telling my husband its his...

by KingRed007 March 24, 2016