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ultimate bitch bond

when two people are together and they gain up on other people and agree on everything and act like bitches they are the ultimate bitch bond
Jeez when Nicole and Sofia are together they are the ultimate bitch bond
by doesanyonecare July 26, 2014
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black friday bitching

The practice of claiming that you are disgusted with Black Friday - particularly the recent new practice of starting Black Friday on Thanksgiving evening - but still going to stores and giving the companies your money on that day. Common practices include telling cashiers how sorry and appalled you are about the decline of values, while he or she rings up the merchandise that you *chose* to purchase on this day.
Cashier: "Hello. How are you?"
Mike: "Wow. I just can't believe that corporations would pull people like you away from their families on what is supposed to be Thanksgiving! I'm sorry you have to work today!"
( places two iPods, six Blu-Ray movies, ten new pairs of jeans, and a small television onto the register belt )
Cashier: "Yeah, it wouldn't be so bad if not for all of the hypocritical Black Friday bitching."
by DobbyCanOnlyBeFreedIf December 3, 2014
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Scrooge-Ass-Bitch

A cunt/asshole who HATES Christmas or tries to ruin it any chance they get.
Fred: Fuck Christmas, the holiday is worthless.
Niall: Don't be a Scrooge-Ass-Bitch
by Voldemario December 20, 2014
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winter bitch face

When a white woman's resting bitch face is magnified by the fact that:

1. It's winter
2. She's deathly pale from not tanning

Not a pleasant sight.
Friend 1: It's mad brickoutside.
Friend 2: Yeah. Froze my testicles off .
Friend 1: And what up with Liz? She pissed at me?
Friend 2: Nah, she cool. It's just her winter bitch face.
by Urbandictress November 28, 2015
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boom box bitch

Someone with a very average knowledge and and understanding of songs and musical terms but is always the one playing the music. This person is fine until you encounter his control over the music on multiple occasions. He would play the same songs and name the genre pretending to have a deep understanding.
Johno is such a boom box bitch. His plaist consists of 10 songs but he always insists on playing his music when we meet up. He also pretends to know his stuff about music but he actually doesn't know anything.
by kivifr April 3, 2016
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bitch ass party

A party so bitch ass there are not only bitches but also loads of ass. Welcome to the party you little shit.
We’re gonna throw a bitch ass party at our Air BnB and raid the medicine cabinets.
by yeetskeetmelbel November 22, 2019
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Fucking little bitch

For somebody who isn't even a little bitch. A fucking little bitch.
Paul: Dude, did you hear about how Anna cheated on her boyfriend because she was mad at him?
Mark: Wow, what a fucking little bitch she was.
by SomeUrbDicUser November 29, 2019
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