Your face looks like your butt 

A way to tell someone that they're ugly. Sometimes just used in playin'.

Your face looks like your butt.
Say what?
Your face looks like your butt.
Say what?

Your face looks like your butt by Andi June 10, 2006

your mum epic 

a "your mum" joke lasting for at least a minute complex enough to involve a cast of people and a plot. Usually involving your mother being violated, raped, whoring herself out for money or undergoing some form of gender reassingment. Consistently racist with massive stereotyping. Some your mum epics are long enough to have recurring themes or subplots.

This is one of the only true comebacks to a your mum joke.
However the story must remain clear enough to be understood but grotesque and violent enough to prevent any interruptions. delivery must be deadpan but speedy.

Do not attempt this if you do not have an extremely sick mind or cannot think on your feet as a timid ending can make you look like a complete arsehole.

such a joke can only be delivered verbally unfortuneately but i do have a forthcoming yourmumcast, which i may attach to this entry in the future.

-that your mum epic was fucking disgusting!

- yeah, i cant believe that guys mum had sex with the guy from goatse.cx

- dude, its made up, thats the point, youre such a dickshit

your mum epic by eddy baby July 26, 2006

your body

another way to say "you"

i was just going to tell your body something, bring your body over here, i love your body

your body by twinkle-twinkle-little-STAR November 5, 2006

Your Ben Lesbian 

When your friend named "Ben" is being an utter asshole so you begin to insult him and through your rage you come up with "your Ben lesbian."

Congratulations
Your Ben Lesbian

Fucking universe explodes

Your Ben Lesbian by Sadistic Asshole May 17, 2018

your bitch 

there your bitch there always there for you

oh hey tommy its your bitch

your bitch by detetive pikature May 21, 2019

Your ugly 

1. You have an ugly

2. People who could not come up with a good insult and use "your" instead of "you're"

1. Guy1: Hey your ugly

Guy2: My ugly? I have an ugly?

2. Person1: lol look at that dumb person over there trying to insult me using "your ugly"

person2: Your ugly

Your ugly by ooolfddl July 7, 2010

your clapped

When you get oofed/beat/shot

Your Clapped anyways hoe

your clapped by Your Clapped March 9, 2018