A vulcan vagina clamp is derived from the Vulcan greeting whereby the right or left hand is raised so that the index/middle finger and the ring/little finger are spread, making the shap of a "V;" when put sideways, the two top fingers go into a humanoids vagina and the bottom two fingers (not the thumb) go into the humanoids ass. Similar to the two in the pink and one in the stink, except you put two fingers into the stink.
Hey Svenak, I heard you gave that Romulan bitch a nice Vulcan Vagina Clamp!
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Spock gave Uhura a nice Vulcan Vagina Clamp after Vulcan blew up!
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Spock gave Uhura a nice Vulcan Vagina Clamp after Vulcan blew up!
by ArtofAwesome May 10, 2009
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A cheap, overpriced, ugly accessory.... a material statement of your ignorance.
Just because Paris Hilton rocks Louis Vuitton doesn’t mean that as soon you strap on that purse you begin climbing the upward later to high class or luxury. If you own a Louis Vuitton product you are fake, gullible, in debt, are not happy with you life, ignorant, have no sense of individuality, are a follower and probably have no idea why I'm saying these things.
A cheap, overpriced, ugly accessory.... a material statement of your ignorance.
Just because Paris Hilton rocks Louis Vuitton doesn’t mean that as soon you strap on that purse you begin climbing the upward later to high class or luxury. If you own a Louis Vuitton product you are fake, gullible, in debt, are not happy with you life, ignorant, have no sense of individuality, are a follower and probably have no idea why I'm saying these things.
Look at that chick with the Louis Vuitton purse, she can't afford diapers for her kids, lives in a trailer, yet she always managers to consume the latest greatest Hollywood fasion.
by your whack May 22, 2007
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"Ouch! My vagina is itching because I need to shave."
"Ouch! My vagina is itching because I need to shave."
by Patrick Prudhomme August 4, 2007
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by wibbit42 February 20, 2009
Get the Vulturing mug.In the vein of "awkward animals" one creates with one's hands during an awkward lull in the conversation- the awkward vulva is performed by making both hands into a mouth-like shape, with the thumbs forming the bottom jaw and the fingers overlapped forming the upper jaw, so to speak. then open and close the "mouth." True, the Awkward Vulva is oriented horizontally, unlike a true vulva, but it is, after all, an AWKWARD vulva. it is accompanied by the chant "Awkward Vulva!" *clap clap, clap-clap-clap* (to the tune of "its all over")
Guy #1: Man, that sandwich was delicious!
Hot Asian Chick: oh really? was it a dick sandwich?
Guy #1: yes.
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Guy #2: AWKWARD VULVA! *clap clap, clap-clap-clap*
Hot Asian Chick: oh really? was it a dick sandwich?
Guy #1: yes.
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Guy #2: AWKWARD VULVA! *clap clap, clap-clap-clap*
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ohmygawd, i was like with this guy, and i have never been pleased that much. i thinnk i had a vuke last night.
by durty v February 25, 2009
Get the vuke mug.The most beautiful, delicious thing in the world. More commonly known as a pussy. The vulva is the external part of the pussy, commonly misidentified as the "vagina," which is actually the inside part.
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