"The Cum Run" is what you call it when you run across the hallway to the bathroom while covered in your own ejaculate. This would occur when you have forgotten to bring tissues to clean up after masturbating. (The running part is to prevent cum from dripping on the floor.)
by Lanky Wanker May 20, 2019
Weston & his buddies couldn’t wait to grab a round of refreshing cum-fartinis after a long day at the beach.
by Dr Gregory Johnson March 12, 2023
One who does not decide whether to spit or swallow until the moment of ejaculation, during which the "cum gambler makes an impromptu decision as to how to handle the situation
by Modqueen April 09, 2016
Exactly what you'd expect, a yorkshire person gets confused by a mirror and says come 'ear backwards.
by Crumpet bucker October 28, 2016
by TRd Babba March 16, 2019
-Did you hear the news about the local sex offender?
---Yeah, word on the street is that he's a cum con!
---Yeah, word on the street is that he's a cum con!
by lockenload23 March 12, 2017
When you fuck off back to your parents at the earliest sign off hardship, particularly when it may be illegal to do so.
"Did you hear Simon had a drunken argument with his wife in the bar?"
"He's such a twat, did he do a Cummings?"
"yeah, I think so"
"He's such a twat, did he do a Cummings?"
"yeah, I think so"
by TheClnl May 26, 2020