The Cum Run

"The Cum Run" is what you call it when you run across the hallway to the bathroom while covered in your own ejaculate. This would occur when you have forgotten to bring tissues to clean up after masturbating. (The running part is to prevent cum from dripping on the floor.)
"My housemates caught me doing 'The Cum Run'."
by Lanky Wanker May 20, 2019
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Cum-Fartini

Similar to a Martini; replace olive juice with Cum & Fart, shake/stir to perfection.
Weston & his buddies couldn’t wait to grab a round of refreshing cum-fartinis after a long day at the beach.
by Dr Gregory Johnson March 12, 2023
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cum gambler

One who does not decide whether to spit or swallow until the moment of ejaculation, during which the "cum gambler makes an impromptu decision as to how to handle the situation
"Yo, she half spit up my semen, bro. What a cum gambler. It seemed like she didn't know what to do"
by Modqueen April 09, 2016
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Ear cum

Exactly what you'd expect, a yorkshire person gets confused by a mirror and says come 'ear backwards.
EAR CUM LAD AN I'LL SHOW YOU MY TOOLBOX
Daddy I'm scared...
by Crumpet bucker October 28, 2016
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Cum clean

Can relate to when you being honest about something
“I’ma cum clean it wasn’t me that sent that pic”
Or
Cum clean that you didn’t just do that”
by TRd Babba March 16, 2019
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Cum Con

-Did you hear the news about the local sex offender?
---Yeah, word on the street is that he's a cum con!
by lockenload23 March 12, 2017
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do a cummings

When you fuck off back to your parents at the earliest sign off hardship, particularly when it may be illegal to do so.
"Did you hear Simon had a drunken argument with his wife in the bar?"
"He's such a twat, did he do a Cummings?"

"yeah, I think so"
by TheClnl May 26, 2020
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