tearful blumpkin

a crying bitch sucking your knob whilst dropping a deuce

whenever monique gets plastered, she invites stephen into the bath for a tearful blumpkin

by mstrkrfter February 18, 2011

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tear wearing

When you wear clothing despite knowing it's torn.

I'm tear wearing these socks until I get new ones.

by Ereck Flowers November 22, 2018

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Techno-Tear

Strong emotional response to techno music resulting in happy tears and/or crying.

I remember being on the main stage of Movement watching Hawtin close out Saturday thinking to myself, I bet I could walk right out behind one of those monitors and sit down right next to one of the stage crew and no one would say anything. I later told this to my friend running the festival only for him to say I should have. I shed a very happy techno-tear that day. Was surreal.

by listen_to_detroit_techno May 18, 2020

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Lemon Tear

When you ejaculate so hard it hurts like being stung in the eye with lemons

"I have such a hard Lemon Tear since last night"

by Eljune March 20, 2022

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prom night tears

The response of a high school mean girl or cheersquad member when they've been told;"Your Prom Bids Will NOT be Accepted"!! They will be the ones whom will be crying their eyes out on prom night, while the classmates they had tormented all these years,will be having the time of their lives at "Prom Night".

Look at the mean girls cry!! They are crying "Prom Night Tears", because they were told that their prom bids were not accepted.

by RTBSTRD November 05, 2013

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