glass table

when you cum on a girls face then wash it off with piss...looks like a streaky glass table!!!

she was upset when I unloaded on he face, so I finished it like a glass table!

by Krazzzy November 4, 2006

Tabler

A guy who forgets his tent when camping and sleeps on the picnic table.

Tyler is such a tabler.

by Jtobin06 May 29, 2017

get out of the table

An extremely useful phrase to use when someone says something of a certain idiotic nature. Use it to silence them. There does not have to be an actual table, the table is a metaphor if you will.

Douchebag: "I'll be there in t minus 1 second."
You: "Get the fuck out of the table."

by vivian February 10, 2004

Table Time

When your doing a chick from behind, and she has her elbows on the table in front of her, you say “Do you know what time it is?”. When she replies “No”, you say “Table Time” and slam her head onto the table.

Table Time is not recommended for people who want to keep an relationship. Just warning you

by Ezgamer July 21, 2008

Table Whore

A person who sits usually at one table and suddenly moves to another and alernates between different talbles. A whore but instead of being with different people, diffrent tables.

What a table whore.

by nanopanda January 8, 2011

Table Maker

A Lesbian.

Ellen Degeneres is a table maker.

by RonPen2121 January 26, 2012

Table

A four legged piece of furniture used to dine, play board games or many other gay fucking possibilities for homosexuals. Like seriously who the fuck needs a table anyway? Just sit the food on your lap. Just play monopoly on the floor. Tables are a fucking waste of money! Why walk around IKEA trying to find a table later to set it up and say “Wait this is a waste of money”. Don’t buy tables you homos.

Where’d you leave the abortion pills?
On the table in front of you. Idiot.

by leavethisprofile October 28, 2018