Student

Person that's doomed to attend university for next 4-6 years, also has been doomed to experience pain, suffering, sadness, depression, laziness, helplessness, loneliness, tiredness all at the same time(list is not full). After person becomes a student, he starts to miss childhood. Facts about that species: they sleep 2-4 hours a day, their digestive system has adapted to energy drinks and junk food like cow is adapted to grass, it's their only meals.

But there's 2nd type of that species that has nothing in common, it's Student with girl- boyfriend.

- Congratulations, you become a student!

- I don't think it's the thing, I want to be congratulated with.

by Student4 February 7, 2021

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a form of torture whereby you have to spend hours reading hundreds of notes and wasting a few hours each day. A way of forgetting everything you have learned before, side effects of studying could be; not studying the right things, failing, staying up at night, stress etc.

''hey! did you pass the test?''
''No, i'll try studying next time although it is stressful.
''fair enough, i get you..''

by gen z type of beat March 18, 2021

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studying

torture

hey!what are you doing?

im studying

oh kys its better

by hornywhore6969 March 18, 2021

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studying

College student language for go away, fuck off, don't talk to me, I don't want you to be here, don't be with me, without saying those such phrases.

Darren wants me to see him tongiht. I am not in the mood, so I am going to say, "I'm studying".

by adfasdfs April 1, 2021

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Studying

Studying; contraction of STUDENT-DYING; verb, (STUH-DEE-YING)
Definition; The act of chipping away at one's soul and mental health through schoolwork.

Studying is useless. (fact)

by anikatreid March 11, 2021

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