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Queens of the Stone Age

Rock music's last hope. The true saviors of music in the modern day, no matter what anyone says. Each and every one of their albums will change your perspective in their own unique way.
The Queens of the Stone Age are so badass, if only(haha) there were other bands to equal their magnitude in the field of badassness.

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by Regular John August 14, 2004
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Stone Thrower

Someone who in a desperate attempt to appear enlightened on social issues, haphazardly bans and destroys their own merchandise without doing any research on the actual origin of that item.
That Wizard is one heck of a stone thrower. He completely destroyed his own creature!
by VitoG June 10, 2020
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Stoned

A mind state in which you believe to be a inventor, philosopher, genius, or possibly all. Caused when you have smoked to much weed.

A sure sign of being stoned is when you come up with ideas like an automatic basketball or you decide you can fly and Jesus was a robot.
Person 1: You know i was thinking that maybe if i inhaled enough helium i could fly. I also thought that if Jesus were a robot it would explain why he was so smart and could do all that kick ass shit.
Person 2:....
Person 1: I blew your mind didn't I
Person 3: Dude your talking to a pumpkin
Pumpkin: You are way to stoned
by Jitts November 13, 2009
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Stonerism

The religion of stonerism; the belief that marijuana cures most physical ailments, the belief that the world would be a better place if everyone freely smoked weed; Stoners often believe marijuana is safter and a better high than alcohol.
practices include: smoking pot daily, frequently smoking out friends, occasionally smoking out strangers, wake-and-bake, temporarily doubting the wonders of weed before a sesh, moderate to obsessive praise of weed while or soon after getting high, the dillema between packing another bowl and getting up to ash the piece.
Non-smoking practices (edibles or a vaporizer) are usually combined with smoking practices in Stonerism unless a temporary physical ailment makes it impossible or hazardous to participate in the act of smoking.

See: Stoner- a person practicing Stonerism
Special Abilities of Stoners:
good functionality under the influence of marijuana, fluid thinking, the ability to understand concepts by a leap of logic or mild hallucinations, the rare/occasional and surprising ability to word a sentence elloquently while stoned.
Approximately 2% of the population practice Stonerism, almost the same percentage of the gay population (2.5-3%).
by Meredith A. February 3, 2010
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Danny Stone

A small town cat slicker gettin' it on with Ashley Tisdale. What a fucking chump.
Ashley Tisdale is caught naked with Danny Stone. Need I say more?
by ashleytisdalefan April 19, 2013
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Philosopher Stoned

When you think up something brilliantly righteous while baked.
X: I had this great highdea last night
Y: You clearly were philosopher stoned.
by TripleWest September 3, 2012
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stone lesbians

a lesbian who doesn't get fucked but does the fucking, usually the butch... stone lesbians usually don't like getting touched but gets pleasures from pleasuring her partner
"Justine is one of those stone lesbians, so if your a total receiver then you'll love her"
by PaLinTin February 4, 2009
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