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story so far

the cat peed on my sleeping bag it smells like piss
by Anonymous March 8, 2003
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Story Stealer

A person who tells another individuals story as if it were their own.
Story Stealer: "Did I tell you about that time when I fucked the midget from the bowling alley?"

Original Storyteller: "I was the one who fucked the midget from the bowling alley, you fucking story stealer"
by pseudonym28801 September 11, 2009
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stirring the chili

the act of dampening ones finger to properly lubricate the anal orifice before sexual penetration.
Adam was stirring the chili before having a roast beef sandwich!!
by ralphie deuce January 23, 2011
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storyland

A magical place where dreams come true.
A land where stories are created, lived, and revisited.
A place you want to be.

Similar to pound town, but with more emphasis on female satisfaction through semi-dominant foreplay, and intercourse.
"That married cocklover on craigslist was looking for a hung stud; I took that whore to Storyland with my footlong."

"My girl's friends call my bed Storyland after they hear her stories, and see her walking after we're done."
by Su Omynona October 12, 2013
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storying

to add something to one's snapchat story
daniel: *films a funny video of ben*
ben: what are you doing with that?
daniel: i'm storying it, bro
by winchestersdoitbetter November 15, 2016
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stir

someone looking like you could putitinthecauldron or something whipped up good. Usually they radiate a magickal sensual aura with ease and self pleasure.

A really confident individual
You: damnnn they looking stirrrrr

Them: (listening) oh yeah? come putitinthecauldron

You: you stir evre I like that, come put your number in my phone.
by p11tc January 28, 2022
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Stirring the Cauldron

A slang term used for giving a handjob while wearing Bugles corn snacks on your fingers (also known as "witches hands"). The act is continued until completion.
Amy: "Did you hear about what Kelly did to her new boyfriend?"
Janice: "No, what happened?"
Amy: "They were in his basement the other night and Kelly was stirring the cauldron"
by droolyface December 14, 2021
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