Sockstress

sockstress (noun): the discomfort or frustration caused by wearing socks that feel wrong — too tight, itchy, or slipping

By the end of the day, the sockstress was driving me crazy.

by Max verstapn October 25, 2025

The Spock

A variation of the shocker in which the male uses 2 in the brown forming the star trek hand

I met this girl at the bar last night, she was so wasted she let me do The Spock

by BiggMacAttak May 15, 2008

river socks

When a persons socks are so nasty and dingey it looks like they have been swimming in the river all day with them.

Suzie stayed the night lastnight which was cool aside from her leaving her river socks on my floor.

by Crazy Jake August 22, 2008

Bathing Stocks

A shoe that is mixed between the bathing apes and the birkenstocks.

"That man was decked out with his fly shirt and Bathing Stocks.

by RaWwIeNeR785 August 28, 2010

half Spock

Fingering your girlfriend in both holes, using the index and middle finger. A full Spock would be using your index and middle fingers in one hole, and the ring and little finger in the other.

My lady wasn't satisfied with only a half Spock, so I had to add more fingers.

by kindofathingbutnotreallythough June 19, 2013

Hotdog socks

Nothing, but everything.

"tf is Hotdog socks"

by socks, Hotdog April 24, 2014

bacon socks

bacon that tastes like socks or socks that tastes like bacon

Guy 1: "Dude did you try that bacon?"
Guy 2: "Bro, it tastes like bacon socks"

by pencil37289147891234 September 17, 2014