Shitruals

The act of making ones bowel movement the most holy and comfortable as you sit upon the defeacation hole.

“Nah I can’t use your toilet it’s against my personal shitruals.”

Running water
Shitting only when no one is home
Yo-yo-in that turd for when you get home
Taking a shower after
Being most holy and showering before you shit.

by Riiyone May 23, 2018

shitty lit

When Slayer joins the call and someone yells "You're Black!!!!!"

Slayer joined:
Slayer: Hi
Cookie: You're Black
Random: This party is shitty lit

by Alpha Chat May 28, 2018

shitty pitty

Menial, mundane, and with subpar results

I have to get back to my f***ing shitty pitty job.

by MrrrrD May 24, 2018

Shitty

An unacceptable attitude,a non chalant attitude

I cannot employ staff with shitty attitude

by Beat3s UK August 16, 2018

ShittyMcShitster

When your having a real shitty day

ShittyMcShitster arrived at my door today.

by Shtoupid August 16, 2018

SHITTY DRUNK

When you smoke and drink at the same time and are just at complete “chill.”

Let’s gets cross faded af . Like shitty drunk not pissy drunk.( peeing is wild but shits are all chill )

by AFTERTHEHEARTBREAc August 25, 2018

Shitsy nine

The standard 69 position, but the person on top tries to poop on the bottom person's forehead while both partners perform oral sex.

My hair was dyed brown after my wife and I shitsy nined last night.

by Chewpacabra69 September 25, 2018