Shitruals

The act of making ones bowel movement the most holy and comfortable as you sit upon the defeacation hole.

“Nah I can’t use your toilet it’s against my personal shitruals.”

Running water
Shitting only when no one is home
Yo-yo-in that turd for when you get home
Taking a shower after
Being most holy and showering before you shit.

by Riiyone May 23, 2018

Shitrus

When citrus air freshener is sprayed after defecating, it produces a smell that is a combination of the two of these.

"Did you use the entire aerosol can? You smell like shitrus."

by UnFocused1 January 23, 2008

Shitrus

The unique scent created by spraying air freshener in the bathroom to try and mask the smell of a recently taken dump.

"Hey, sorry but I took a crap in your bathroom, do you have any air freshener?"
"No don't worry, you'll only make it smell like shitrus."

by FRIED CHICKEN ON YO FACE December 22, 2013

Shitroast

Similar to a spitroast, except shitting in the mouth and anus/clit by whatever means. Can be done by any number of each gender. Also used in desperation. A.K.A. Barbepoo

Babe, we don't have time to reach the shitter, can we shitroast you?

by 12345678909876543215 October 8, 2010

Shitrus

Combo of Shit and Citrus

When you take a shit and spray Frebreeze making your bathroom smell like Shitrus

Dad: Who sprayed the Shitrus!
Son: I did!

by BillCorridorTheGodofDankMemes November 1, 2016

shitrus

The smell of Bed and Bath citrus spray after your spray your bathroom immediately following a big dump.

Did you use the citrus spray after you used the restroom? Why yes i sure did and now it smells like shitrus.

by Clay Rookdoggie January 17, 2009

Shitrus

Slang term, renaming Citrus County, in Florida, which is boring as hell, and pretty shitty.

Tommy: "Hey, I'm moving up to Virginia!"
Sam: "You're leaving me in Shitrus County?!"

One: "Man, I'm so bored"
Two: "Yea, there's nothing to do in Shitrus."

by Masked Octopus July 16, 2011