Santa

Mass murderer who kills in vengeance. Seriously, it's true! Just ask Weird Al!

The night Santa went crazy, the night Saint Nick went insane, realized he'd been gettin' the raw deal, somethin' finally must've snapped in his brain

by Shinobi77Gamer December 8, 2024

when the santas go marching in

a march

when the santas go marching in

by xdr5t3evq3q November 15, 2023

Santa scye

Putting on Santa boots and diving into ones ass while lubricated in gasoline.

Last night Ryan and Jayla did a Santa scye while we were hanging out in McDonald’s

by scyescrazyassworld February 23, 2024

Santa dirt

A person that brings bad stuff in your life.

It was a bad thing that I met you, you're Santa dirt

by Gobba September 16, 2017

Santa's Chocolate Fudge

Have you got someone you hate for Secret Santa? Or in general just a gift for someone you hate this Christmas? Well... you should gift them a box of Santa's Chocolate Fudge!

First, defecate into a jar/bowl, and keep it aside. Melt a block of chocolate, and then stir in the poo. Diarrhea will incorporate well, while more hard poo will take on the appearance of chocolate chunks. Put into a round container, set, and slice/cut into squares or shapes.

Your friend: Oh no, I have to get a Secret Santa for someone I hate
You: Give them a box of Santa's Chocolate Fudge.

by DietCokeCondom6969696 March 6, 2021

santa paws

a dog santa

santa paws

by xdr5t3evq3q December 1, 2023

Santa

An old man who lives in the North Pole and enters peoples homes inappropriately.

Person 1: What happened last night?
Person 2: That Santa guy entered my home inappropriately.
Person 1: Doesn’t he live in the North Pole?
Person 2: Yeah...

by Girl_in_van January 25, 2021