by butt_sex November 17, 2009
The rusty tugboat is when you hammer a nail into a 2by and also on to a womens ass cheek.You then proceed to drag her around the house by it while you masterbate..
by Big feces May 16, 2008
Ram a slut up the dinnerdumper in the piledriver position till she is gapped
Lower ur balls into her shitpipe and viciously poke her pussy with ur knob
Lower ur balls into her shitpipe and viciously poke her pussy with ur knob
by jdtgg April 19, 2008
a word that symbolises someone who has not had any sexual intercourse for a long period of time, thus affected his skill in the bedroom, or having sexual intercourse.
jessica: make love to me.
dan: okay, but i doubt youll enjoy it as much as you used to, i havnt had sex in a long time, so im a bit of a rusty spoon now.
jessica: nevermind then.
dan: okay, but i doubt youll enjoy it as much as you used to, i havnt had sex in a long time, so im a bit of a rusty spoon now.
jessica: nevermind then.
by neox273 May 15, 2009
The act of eating out a nasty girl's asshole while simultaneously digging through her vast expanse of pubis trying to find her pleasure pearl. Very similar to the rusty trumpet only the giver of the anal pleasures needs two hands to manipulate the forest resembling the playing of a clarinet.
Emily's pubes were so dense that while I was licking her balloon knot I couldn't find her clit. Therefore it appeared that I was playing a rusty clarinet.
by Jack Meoff IV December 17, 2006
by Mr. Hardware July 29, 2008