Ghost Rape

When a man gets an erection and doesn't know why.

Sorry teach I can't stand up I was just Ghost Raped

by cogglesnatch January 31, 2017

poop rape

The act of sticking your penis into a hot steamy piece of freshly dropped excrement, must be well formed and freshly crapped. Not possible with diarrhea, may hurt your penis if tried.

I jizzed last night when I poop raped Justin,s turd.

by Justin Barbados November 21, 2013

Rape the goat

To settle for less.
Archaic usage: to go to bed.

He went home with that ugly chick? Man, he really raped the goat.

Archaic usage: Oh, man, I've been up since 5 am. I think I'm gonna go rape the goat.

by bdb2h April 11, 2008

rape yourself

masturbating because you have to feed your addiction, not because you want to

Guy1- At this point, I don't even enjoy jacking it, I'm just feeding my crippling porn addiction.
Guy2-Damn that sucks, it's almost like you rape yourself on a daily basis.

by b0mba September 21, 2020

rape

When someone forces you to have sex with them, mostly violently.

Bob: Hey you wanna play rape?
Mickey: No!
Bob: That's the spirit!!

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 28, 2021

bank rape

being grossly overcharged in a way that will deplete your bank account.

my sister got the bill from the eye doctor and it was total bank rape.

by shelbias August 7, 2010

technological rape

the act of plugging the wrong cord into the wrong device. Usually occurs in the dark when your fumbling through a plethora of cords.

cell phone charger into ipod, ipod charger into laptop, laptop charger into cell phone = technological rape

by Skandar December 24, 2010