Procrasturbation

pulling off for tomorrow what could have come today.

procrasturbation

by gofingr February 3, 2010

procrasturbation

The act of purposely screwing yourself by putting off a task that is known.

Combining the word procrastination and masturbation.

Marcie participated in procrasturbation resulting in her eminent doom by not completing the task of filing.

by iublondie25 December 16, 2009

Procrastitastic

Adjective: Someone who puts everything off to the very last minute

Alice missed first period to write the paper assigned 3 week ago, due today second period, she is so procrastitastic

by Bayz March 17, 2010

procrastatweeter

when someone does something then tweets about it much later in the day, week, month, ect.

Jack went to that wedding 3 weeks ago and just tweeted "That wedding was AWESOME"!
He is a ProcrastaTweeter

by emilycelesti August 31, 2010

procrastiCODing

procrastiCODing is procrastinating through the process of playing games from the Call of Duty series

Instead of writing my essay, I was procrastiCODing, and hoping to prestege.

by Dr. A B C Bert January 20, 2011

Procrastimosis

Definition by Ethymology: Procrastination and Osmosis

When a student procrastinates until the night before, falls asleep head first on his or her books. Waking up the next morning and hoping that the material used osmosis to get from the book to their brain.

Also can be called the "book 2 brain" method.

Joe fell asleep during his late night cram session. Woke up having not learned a thing though wished he learned through procrastimosis.

by G-Walt February 24, 2011

procrastercrafting

To procrastinate by playing minecraft.

He fails all his classes because he is always procrastercrafting

by Brick123456789 May 1, 2011