Phantom Pain

Like when you watch something that looks painful, probably like a dude getting kicking at the balls or those weird ass sex toys that guys put inside their penis, like who the fuck does that?

And you somewhat feel the pain yet you physically don't.

*someone gets kicked in the balls*
Yestin: Oh jesus christ, that's gotta hurt!
Marc: Yeah, that gave me Phantom Pain

by Bread God December 14, 2020

Phantom hands

DORIAN HAVILLARD

“Manon is a lucky girl”
Because of the Phantom hands

by 🐒 December 29, 2020

Phantomrhea Gassatosis

When you feel like you have diarrhea but when sit down it’s just wet farts

Eating too much hamburger helper will give you phantomrhea Gassatosis

by Trondolla January 5, 2021

Phantomrhea Gassatosis

When you think you have diarrhea but you only have loud wet farts.

Eating too much hamburger helper will give you phantomrhea Gassatosis.

by Trondolla January 5, 2021

Phantom Poop

when after anal sex, one feels the sensation of having to poop when they do not have to poop.

do you really have to poop, or is it just phantom poop.

by sirshitsalot96 February 27, 2021

phantom clap

When the guy you're having sex with only sighs and makes no other noise.

"God My boyfriend is such a phantom clapper, it annoys me."

by Phantom clap March 3, 2021

Phantom

A shy human, probably has anxiety, and doesn't like being social.

Oh Josh, Your such a phantom!

by Phantom Funny March 10, 2021