john reed

Noun - Some say he was nursed at the teat of the mother wolf, in the burned out hull of an E-Type Jaguar. Some say he was born from the thunder clap that occurred when Mario Andretti & Ritchie Blackmore bumped into each other at a party, high on qualudes. He is not drawn to exotic women and fine alcohols, they are drawn to him. All we know is, they call him The Stig's American Cousin.

John Reed is a bad ass mother fucker.

by agent_orange910 February 18, 2015

john preyra

a john preyra is one of those scam callers who asks to clean your ducts and if you want the new Punjabi newspaper. hes always smelling like curry and his pro cricket team is worse than the Pakistanis ammeter kid league. his pm didn't even get a visa. LOL. for some reason he likes to right on water( must be an Indian thing) and still rides an elephant to school. these people still live in there mothers basement until there mother dies( usually around 59). its pretty sad. we all wonder what that red dot on his head is for and he can teach tantrik yoga. "its basi cally like slumdog millionaire right?" that's what they say because for eternity there stuck thinking like life is a soap opera. if you put a cheese burger in-front of him, he kneels and bows.

this john preyra keeps calling for the Punjabi newspaper

by justsumdumguy September 18, 2018

John Allanson

Incredibly cheeky and very bald.

When I grow up I want to be John allanson and associates

by Phil Paulson November 21, 2019

John moment

When you attempt something that takes very little brain power but still manage fuck up.

Matt hit his head really hard and has lots of john moments now.

by Chuggington December 28, 2016

john braun

one of the most hottest mfs to ever walk in an enclosed area

oh look its john braun

by anonymous January 27, 2022

Evan Johns

Americana Cult Musician, Singer and Song writer. Referred to as the "Inventor of psycho-billy" among underground rock-a-billy enthusiasts.
Songs Include - Redneck jazz, Ugly Man Madhouse

Evan Johns and his H-Bombs

-1-"hey, Did you Evan johns is still playing"

-2-"WHAT?! I thought he was dead?"

-1-"No, he moved to the West Coast

by Geeter-Sleeter October 1, 2008

Please no johns

When someone was making excuses to win an argument or an excuse to win an argument, say please no johns.

Person one: If my neutral air actually connected I would've wo-

Reggie: please no johns.

by 9dohead October 7, 2020