MasturTate

The act of masturbating while thinking of Tate Langdon, a character in the first season of the FX original series American Horror Story portrayed by Evan Peters, god of sex.

Ugh, hang on a sec, I need to read some Violate fanfiction and MasturTate to get rid of this sexual frustration.

MasturTate by KateLangdon June 7, 2012

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masturbatastic

A motion, action, or movement containing qualities or similarities to the act of masturbation or otherwise masturbative properties.

1. He moved his hand up and down rapidly in a masturbatastic motion.
2. She wiggled her fingers masturbatastically at me.

masturbatastic by Matt Rock May 6, 2005

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Masturbatables

Any item(s) utilized in a person’s masturbation repertoire. Items could include but are not limited to; pornographic materials, lubricants, dildos, phalluses, inflatable partners, pocket pussies, and lingerie catalogs.

I’m heading to the porn shop to pick up some masturbatables.

Hey mister what kind of masturbatables you got? It’s been a while since I rubbed one out.

Masturbatables by Uncle Dewy G January 23, 2011

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masterbater king

he who masturbates in a more majestic fashion than the rest of them. he is a king of masturbation and all the masterbaters ever existed... from 10 b.c he had the crown.

simone: the masterbater king ain't dead yet and he's like 100 years old

masterbater king by 4 niggas blazed up July 14, 2011