Beef Jerk

Giving a handjob to someone that you hate i.e have beef with.

Kyle's such a dick, but still i ending up wanking him off. I'll never beef jerk again..

by frogurban745 September 21, 2019

Hurt Jerk

When a girl makes you think you’re getting some ass. Then leaves you with blue balls. Then you gotta jerk off painfully.

Bruh, this girl made me think I was gettin’ some and left me with blue balls. I had to go home and do the hurt jerk.

by G-rock October 2, 2019

Just Jerk July

Just Jerk July is a challange for the boys, where you have to jerk of before you use the toilet in any way!

rules:

-if you use the toilet for anything at all, no matter what it is, you have to jerk of!

-you only have one chance, if you forget, or just don't jerk of, Your out!

FOLLOW THE RULES OF JUST JERK JULY!

by jerkmaster420 November 5, 2019

off-jerk

when your jizz acquires superpowers and slowly but surely takes a sharp turn backwards away from the monstrosity you realise you are fucking

Oi Jim I saw you off-jerking to the pic of my girl bruh, Well done!

by shavakmatalia February 9, 2020

Razor Jerk

when you have a kidney stone in your urethra then you jerk off so when you cum it cuts up the inside of your penis

cystinuretic: dude i’ve got a kidney stone in my dick
guy2: you should try a razor jerk

by Yungincel February 15, 2020

straight jeacket

A straight jacket made entirely of denim

Woah look at that guys straight jeacket

by Garfieldslasagna February 28, 2020

Jungle jerk

When a woman/man gives a man a hand job who hasn't shaved or bathed in years.

Dane: I gave Jim the best jungle jerk.

Austin: That's so gross dude.

by Southerncherrywv. March 31, 2020