Stereo hi-hat

Firewood in disguise as a table in disguise as an instrument.

Stereo hi-hat AKA Janko; soon to be disguised as a bonfire.

by Dirty Subs October 25, 2017

lost his shit

Someone who under lots of pressure flips the hell out, or goes badshit crazy.

After the death of his wife, (Name) Lost his shit

by Marshall Xeno August 25, 2015

explosion in his pants

Explosion in his pants - Phrase.

1. Denotes an epic ejaculation brought on by a wank by another party.

Michael shuddered due to the thermonuclear explosion in his pants brought on by Jacinta's expert willy jerking technique.

by Connor McCarthy October 18, 2006

Eat his costume

Term used to describe a person or team being beaten soundly by another.

That quarterback sucks, we're going to eat his costume on Saturday.

Jimmy: "Man, did you see the Alabama game?"
John: "No, why?"
Jimmy: "Auburn ate their costumes. It was 42-0."

by wde10 January 5, 2010

shoot his wad

When a man releases his cum.

He doesn't love you, he just wants to shoot his wad.

by suzy & claire August 26, 2006

cut of his jib

A perfectly adequate reason for not liking someone without actually having to give a reason. Must be said in a posh accent for full effect.

Girl: Do you like Farqhar?
Guy: No, I don't.
Girl: Why not?
Guy: I don't know, I just don't like the cut of his jib.

by calderdale September 1, 2008

medieval on his ass

Commiting an extremely brutal and barbaric act upon a person, often considered cruel and unusual by any civilized court in the modern world.

"They then proceeded to break all of his teeth. Then they cut off his hand and his foot. Then they showed him the color of his entrails. They really went medieval on his ass."

by Wesley Lowe July 5, 2008