welp here it is!

When a boy just whips it out and says, “welp here it is!” then proceeds to have you try to jerk him off but then you don’t do it right and he does it himself then ejaculates all over a couch and saying, “Y/N I’m cumming for you!” then goes all over the place and on his face and the mouth.

Carson: Welp here it is! Touch it.
Mia: I don’t think I’m doing this right.
Carson: Fine I’ll do it.
*Mia hides her eyes while Carson ejaculates all over the place.*

by niggaburger January 6, 2025

Here’s the thing

A Marvel joke used for when someone is going to spout a bullshit reason but instead of saying said reason, attaches an image of The Thing/Benjamin Grimm usually doing something ridiculous or intellectual.

Mostly used in the game community known as “Marvel Rivals”

Person 1: If you can give me one good reason I’ll do it
Person 2: Well you see… here’s the thing.

Person 1: Why the fuck does this Thing keep targeting me?!
Person 2: Well you see.. here’s the thing.

by ShinDoesVids March 1, 2026

Steven Here

Most commonly used as a replacement word IE; and adjunct synonym. Often time used a friendly/non-formal greeting to a close friend or to describe some you may not be particularly fond of.

"STEVEN HERE"

"What's good my steven(10 kids in 10 years)"

"Bad news, my little ripper died"

"STEVEN!!!!!!!"

"I knew this was a scam"

by Steven, here March 3, 2025

This here

used to draw attention emphatically to someone or something.

"I've slept in this here bed for forty years"

by Arminkshipper April 19, 2025

Not here to fuck spiders

Here to get shit done, not waste time.
In the language of the screen -cartoons especially- the passage of time without activity in a place is hit home with spider webs festooned all over everything. Why would you want that? Spiders everywhere? Are you into spiders?

Not here to fuck spiders, mate.

by Nick Brook May 1, 2025

Here is a good question!

When Daniel Larson the famous tiktoker known for his funny videos and sayings had a mental breakdown and asked the people in his chat why his cum was red.

Here is a good question!
Why is my cum red?

by Harry .P Ness May 16, 2025

Stay here

He's afraid I'm going to kill him and if I AM responsible for the flood (Which if you're reading this ypu know I didn't order any flood) he isn't going to be able to do a God damn thing to stop me. I'm also better looking and would win in a fight at literally any age.

Hym "Nah. I don't want to stay here. You come here or send someone to bring me there."

by Hym Iam July 12, 2025