goat eyed high

When your so high on marijuana that you feel that your pupils have went squared !!!

Look at Jake guys he is goat eyed high

goat eyed high by scootertramp May 31, 2016

Goat slave 

A guy that says he will be your slave but acts like a dumb goat.

Kenan, is my goat slave.

*neigh neighhhh*

Goat slave by insanelypink September 30, 2016

Goat-got! 

Another way of saying "Good God!"

1. Goat-got! What have you done to me?
2. Ughh! Why don't you have a gander at my art? Goat-got! Meh!

Goat-got! by xmichaxb7 October 29, 2016

goat dabbing 

When 2 guys pee and cum on each other's dicks at the same time.

Yo dude, we were goat dabbing last night so hard with Tyler and Keaton! I had the biggest cumload too!

goat dabbing by fucking goat dabber January 11, 2017

Goat pussy 

a pussy that has been fucke many times in a day , a girl named Maigan, a female that has no motivation, a female that aspires to do nothing but fuck and smoke weed, sperm bucket, dick port, fuck hole, cum dump,

man man that girl turned out to me nothing but goat pussy, we arrived at the party way to late nothing but goat pussy left , you invited goat pussy to my weeding dude?

Goat pussy by viable February 4, 2017

Goat me

The act of asking your partner to ram their head up your anus during intercourse or as a type of foreplay, as opposed to ramming their fist up your anus. The term comes from observing how goats tend to ram their head into other people's butts in cartoons and the like.

John:"So... Sarah said:"goat me" while we were having sex yesterday. Isn't that crazy"
Peter:"Dude, that's so totally sick. I wish my girlfriend would ask me that. You are so lucky!"

Goat me by Allen_Hotty2009 May 18, 2017

goat blooded 

Having the greatest blood of all time! Made my the GOAT master Isaac Molina.

Isaac: I'm not cold blooded. I'm goat blooded.

goat blooded by Chubbychandler June 1, 2017