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Flop-Fucked

When someone steps on the heel of your shoe while you are walking, and your heel comes out of your shoe.
I was walking down the street and my friend flop-fucked me. I had to then stop and place my heel back in my shoe.
by GregL40 March 21, 2010
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Floorp

Noun) A mess-up, fault, blunder, or epic fail

Antonym: Success, achievement, everything good in life

This definition directly derives from the arch duke Nevel Floorp from Great Brittian. Neville's name was only made famous by his catastrofic incident that resulted in his beheading. Although this incident was swept under the rug by officials, investigators were able to uncover some items mysteriously involved: 1) The Queen 2) a Cornish game hen 3) a spool of thread 4) and a bag of Epsom salts. Witness testimony varies greatly, and specifics are unknown. Neville Floorp's last name lives on in infamy to this day...
1. That guy is a floorp, because he sucks at life.
2. My donkey is nothing but a floorp.
3. A) Why won't my soufflé rise? B) Dude, you are such a floorp!
4. He was going to ask Vanessa out, but accidentally tripped over his shoelace, what a floorp.
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Floop

by WeeManIsWeeSex June 8, 2011
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Flarp Switch

A flarp switch is that one light switch in your house that does nothing at all.
" Yo guy, this light switch, I'm flippin' it. Yet nothing is happening. EXPLAIN!!"

"Oh, thats just a flarp switch. Now cease your face noise."
by Cheech Kenpachi August 17, 2011
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Floop

When a booty is saggy
"Aye did y'all see Amanda today? Her booty was floop!"
by Lalalallalna November 17, 2015
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Flop

Someone who fails miserably at everything and is a failure
Melanie is such a fucking flop. She met her Internet friends, talked to them, hugged them, and didn't know it was them till she tweeted them later that night. Fucking flop. But follow her on Twitter cause she's a cute flop ;) @yoandriiii (that's four i's)
by xmelanitex September 23, 2016
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Floopy

(Adjective)

1. Describing a state of floppiness, or distinct lack of rigidity.

2. Carefree and loose.

3. Moving about loosely, with little or no purpose (such as with an inflatable flailing arm air tube man).
"Gee, that frozen pizza is all floopy after I cooked it in the microwave."

"Based on those photos, Georgette sure seems floopy at the club."

"Your vagina is floopier than a half-deflated bounce-house."
by Obskera June 3, 2016
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