Floorp 

Noun) A mess-up, fault, blunder, or epic fail

Antonym: Success, achievement, everything good in life

This definition directly derives from the arch duke Nevel Floorp from Great Brittian. Neville's name was only made famous by his catastrofic incident that resulted in his beheading. Although this incident was swept under the rug by officials, investigators were able to uncover some items mysteriously involved: 1) The Queen 2) a Cornish game hen 3) a spool of thread 4) and a bag of Epsom salts. Witness testimony varies greatly, and specifics are unknown. Neville Floorp's last name lives on in infamy to this day...

1. That guy is a floorp, because he sucks at life.
2. My donkey is nothing but a floorp.
3. A) Why won't my soufflé rise? B) Dude, you are such a floorp!
4. He was going to ask Vanessa out, but accidentally tripped over his shoelace, what a floorp.

Floorp by Mr. Westfall; Dr. Noisewater May 31, 2011

Floorgasm 

The feeling one gets when listening to Floor Jansen of Nightwish sing.

person 1: bro did you hear the wacken 2013 version of ghost love score?
person 2: yeah bro, that ending gave me the ultimate floorgasm

Floorgasm by thatguythatlikesmetalandkh December 9, 2019

photo-floor 

Man-made flooring that simulates natural substances. Tile that appears to be stone, laminate that appears to be wood. Both of these are produced by photographing examples of natural substances, then reproducing that image on man-made sustrates. The level of realism is dependent on the quality of the process.

The idea behind the term was provided by my son who was quick to point out the visible pixilation in my new (budget) tile.

I just installed a new photo-floor....and yes, it's pretty as a picture!!!

photo-floor by Steve & Sarah's Dad:) January 13, 2011

Top Floor Boss 

A title a great rapper named Destorylonely frequently addresses himself as

Yeah, bitch it’s the top floor boss
And I get real deal fly, you can tell how I walk through - DestoryLonely 2020

Top Floor Boss by JamN689 August 17, 2021

Floor Gang 

One of the many names of Pewdiepie's loyal army. A member of Floor Gang is required to use the floor to its fullest capabilities. These capabilities include but are not limited to, eating on the floor, sleeping on the floor, and gaming on the floor. Any contact with the ceiling or Ceiling Gang with result in the immediate permanent exile from Floor Gang.

FLOOR GANG OUHHH!!

FLOOR GANG OUHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Floor Gang by uuuuuzi May 11, 2020

Dj on the dance floor 

While dancing on the dance floor at a night club; start grinding with a girl, then have one hand covering you ear (mimicking a Dj who has their head phone on), subsequently, the other hand finger banging her vagina. All these movements should be in one smooth motion and synchronized with the music beats.

Bro A: where were you? we were looking for you
Bro B: I am exhausted, I was a Dj on the dance floor!

Dj on the dance floor by kingsumc February 19, 2017

Floor gang 

The best gang, ceiling gang is our enemy

(Joke created by PewDiePie)

Im floor gang, I heard that that guy over there is ceiling gang

Floor gang by JustA19YearOld April 19, 2020