Skip to main content

Floorp

Noun) A mess-up, fault, blunder, or epic fail

Antonym: Success, achievement, everything good in life

This definition directly derives from the arch duke Nevel Floorp from Great Brittian. Neville's name was only made famous by his catastrofic incident that resulted in his beheading. Although this incident was swept under the rug by officials, investigators were able to uncover some items mysteriously involved: 1) The Queen 2) a Cornish game hen 3) a spool of thread 4) and a bag of Epsom salts. Witness testimony varies greatly, and specifics are unknown. Neville Floorp's last name lives on in infamy to this day...
1. That guy is a floorp, because he sucks at life.
2. My donkey is nothing but a floorp.
3. A) Why won't my soufflé rise? B) Dude, you are such a floorp!
4. He was going to ask Vanessa out, but accidentally tripped over his shoelace, what a floorp.
mugGet the Floorp mug.

Floorgasm

The feeling one gets when listening to Floor Jansen of Nightwish sing.
person 1: bro did you hear the wacken 2013 version of ghost love score?
person 2: yeah bro, that ending gave me the ultimate floorgasm
by thatguythatlikesmetalandkh December 9, 2019
mugGet the Floorgasm mug.
Related Words

photo-floor

Man-made flooring that simulates natural substances. Tile that appears to be stone, laminate that appears to be wood. Both of these are produced by photographing examples of natural substances, then reproducing that image on man-made sustrates. The level of realism is dependent on the quality of the process.

The idea behind the term was provided by my son who was quick to point out the visible pixilation in my new (budget) tile.
I just installed a new photo-floor....and yes, it's pretty as a picture!!!
by Steve & Sarah's Dad:) January 13, 2011
mugGet the photo-floor mug.

Top Floor Boss

A title a great rapper named Destorylonely frequently addresses himself as
Yeah, bitch it’s the top floor boss
And I get real deal fly, you can tell how I walk through - DestoryLonely 2020
by JamN689 August 17, 2021
mugGet the Top Floor Boss mug.

Floor Gang

One of the many names of Pewdiepie's loyal army. A member of Floor Gang is required to use the floor to its fullest capabilities. These capabilities include but are not limited to, eating on the floor, sleeping on the floor, and gaming on the floor. Any contact with the ceiling or Ceiling Gang with result in the immediate permanent exile from Floor Gang.

FLOOR GANG OUHHH!!
FLOOR GANG OUHHHH!!!!!!!!!
by uuuuuzi May 11, 2020
mugGet the Floor Gang mug.

Dj on the dance floor

While dancing on the dance floor at a night club; start grinding with a girl, then have one hand covering you ear (mimicking a Dj who has their head phone on), subsequently, the other hand finger banging her vagina. All these movements should be in one smooth motion and synchronized with the music beats.
Bro A: where were you? we were looking for you
Bro B: I am exhausted, I was a Dj on the dance floor!
by kingsumc February 19, 2017
mugGet the Dj on the dance floor mug.

Floor gang

The best gang, ceiling gang is our enemy

(Joke created by PewDiePie)
Im floor gang, I heard that that guy over there is ceiling gang
by JustA19YearOld April 19, 2020
mugGet the Floor gang mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email