not to be fucked with

when someone is so bad ass, you can't even fuck with them

Nate Garner is so hot he's not to be fucked with

by Lolo501 July 24, 2015

fucked up like polio

To be in gross overconsumptioin of alcohol, drugs, or other mind altering substances to the point that one may require the use of crutches to walk.

I got really trashed last night, I was fucked up like polio.

by Cronnick January 27, 2004

fucked-in-half

see shithoused

really really drunk

Jack came over to the party and he was already fucked-in-half!

by JackHammer November 22, 2004

fucked off

Fucked off - to stop paying attention to somebody .

I got fucked off by my boyfriend today when he was paying more attention to his friend Alissa.

Disregard, dismiss, fuck, unfair, harsh, vulgar nasty

by lbcgurl April 19, 2015

Ear Fucked

When you call a friend or relative and they ramble or take an emotional dump on you, then when its your turn to talk they say they have to go and go. Your left in shock and you didnt get to tell them what you called for.

Phone Ringing

Hims- Hello
Mes- Heyy wuz up! yo i gotta tell you something.
Hims- nah nothing..yo man im stress, i got mad homework and blah blah blah blah...
Mes- oh foreal, damn. yo but..
Hims- yeah and blah blah blah
Mes- wow that sucks, but yo let me...
Hims- Yo but I gotta let you go, i got someone on the other line. laterz
Mes- oh..uh..um. okay later

Mes- What the hell just happened. Did i just get Ear Fucked? Damnit! Asshole!

by childishumor January 21, 2011

I fucked your mom

Something every salty 11 year old kid would say if you beat them in a 1v1 in fortnite

-beats kid in 1v1-
Kid: I fucked your mom
Me: -laughs-

by bwal0416 June 2, 2019

ur facked

Properly pronounced you're fucked, used to describe someone that did something the slightest bit innapropriate or "facked"

Me: penis
Brady: ur facked

by Will kallinteris November 30, 2013