purple dildo 

a certain variety of dildo which some people seem to have a certain affinity for

Dr. Love thinks that a relationship between dennis smith and his purple dildo has a very good chance of being successful, but this doesn't mean that you don't have to work on the relationship. Remember that every relationship needs spending time together, talking with each other etc.

purple dildo by ducttape16 March 29, 2003

black dildo 

It’s a nigga wid a black dildo

Yooo!!!! U got a nice black dildo

black dildo by Gayassmadafaka January 16, 2018

the human dildo

A person who's level of bitch ass-ness is astronomical and who's hair resembles a dick

He looks like the human dildo

the human dildo by thehumandildo November 25, 2014

golden dildo 

ive got pretty tired of calling people retard, cock hole, fag, etc... so ive decided when somebody whats to be a dumbass im just gonna call them a golden dildo

me: ron why are you such a golden dildo?
ron: what are you talking about?
me: god damn your a golden dildo.

golden dildo by mr86vision November 15, 2009

welfare dildo 

When take a shit in a condom and freeze it to later use for masturbation

Marge had a welfare dildo in her freezer.

welfare dildo by bolognaround January 21, 2015

sausage dildo

Shitting into a condom, tying it closed, and using it as a dildo.

"That's an amazing sausage dildo Sydney!"

sausage dildo by Dean Dingus August 17, 2016

portuguese dildo 

The act of deficating into a condom, freezing it, then re-using it as a dildo without the condom.

Did you use a Portuguese dildos on her?

portuguese dildo by fatboi September 26, 2014