Dildo

What you use for satisfaction when you're not getting the D, or if you're kinky

It feels good when a dildo is shoved into my ass

by bouquet_of_whoopsie_daisies December 3, 2016

dildo

a rubber device shaped like an erect penis. It may be used in place of a missing game piece.

"Yes, that is indeed a dildoI use as a substitute for the missing chessman,"said Robert.

by JMC70 August 25, 2017

Dildo

A wooden instrument shaped like a penis to be shoved up the arse or vagina

I shoved the dildo in so far that I started to bleed

by Anonymous Piglet 44569 October 2, 2017

dildoci

A cucumber that you stick up your ass.

"Mom, can I use that dildoci in your hand so I can shove it up my ass?"

by Minister Mandy December 18, 2017

Dildonic

Word to describe dick shaped objects

“Noah please describe what this looks like”
“It looks dildonic”

by Myfriendgothitbyatrain2 August 20, 2018

reverse dildo

Inserting the reverse end of the dildo into a woman's anus.

"Pete said that he did a reverse dildo on Vanessa the other night! Damn!"

by Mark Puban January 26, 2014

Inflatable Pocket Dildo

The inflatable pocket dildo is a hollow rubber prosthetic penis that can be deflated when not in use. The IPD, like all dildos is a marital aide and a substitute for a real penis. The IPD is very convenient because it is relatively discreet, when there is no air in it. The top of the line IPD has a keychain attached to the base for ultimate convenience. All IPDs come in 2 sizes- travel and Moby

1-What is that thing on Mrs. M's keychain?
2-Dude, it's her inflatable pocket dildo!
1-Gross.

by Benjb13 February 26, 2011