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donkey punch to man hover 

While having anal sex with a female, you punch the bitch in the back of the head, knocking her out. Then garb her arms and run her around the room, while still fucking her, like a Hover vacuum.

She'll love it. Trust me
For an extra $5, the whore will let you donkey punch to man hover her.

Donkey Kiss

Donkey Kiss: The compassionate act of issuing a Donkey Punch to one’s partner in a manner whereby said partner suffers from insomnia or some other form of sleep abnormality thus rendering that person unconscious which in turn results in a much needed night of slumber. The beneficial physical byproduct of executing the Donkey Kiss is made all the sweeter and more satisfying knowing that you are doing something so deeply motivated in kindness and selflessness.
My wife had been complaining from several sleepless nights, wrought with angst around the “rigors” of her daily life, so I kindly ”Donkey Kissed” her in the back of the head as I whispered “Sleep tight my princess” and then gently removing my unit from her can. We both slept soundly that night.
Donkey Kiss by Budrewkev October 3, 2012

donkey dunker 

The sexual act of inserting ones donkey size penis into a womans orfice.
I'm so pissed at my boyfriend. I need a donkey dunker.
donkey dunker by Ihama Cocksuka March 14, 2007

Donkey Konger 

At the point af male ejaculation, during oral sex, the recipient must Lock fingers and hammer -hit the top of the givers' head to force semen to shoot out of their nose
French whores love the Donkey Konger...
Donkey Konger by J.T. Hill June 22, 2009

Donkey Booty 

A person with a wide, round, and firm butt. Coined by Phaedra Parks.
"Damn she got a nice donkey booty"
Donkey Booty by Skeezaaaa July 2, 2019

Donkey Pong 

Same concept as beer pong but only 3 cups have beer, the other 3 have water, if it makes it in the beer of course you drink it, but if it lands in the water you have to take a bong rip. Made By Brandon Doing.
Dude 1: "Dude i got bud."
Dude 2: "Awesome I got a bunch of beer!"
Chick 1: "Lets go to my house i got a table and cups, lets play some Donkey Pong!"
Donkey Pong by breaper November 30, 2010