crotch bang

When you slide down a stripper pole(or any pole)and you hit your crotch hard against it and hurt your crotch.

Kyky Diamond was sliding down a stripper pole and messed up and hit her crotch as she slid down ,ooff I just slid down the pole and crotch banged it-definition by H Lazz

by Hlazzer September 19, 2017

crotchamus

A term used by GloZell Green in her "Alejandro Video Translation" video that means, roughly, genitalia.

She got all those crosses on her crotchamus.

by Hugh G. Butts October 4, 2010

crotch cricket

A louse.

A cootie.

A small creature that lives in pubic hair and which moves from person to person at every 0pportunity.

Elspeth has a splendid herd of crotch crickets.

by Cap'n Bullmoose October 8, 2007

hot crotch

When your laptop has been sitting in your lap so long your balls/genitals get a nice warm feeling.

I was on my laptop so long i could cook eggs on my hot crotch.

by Jonny wiekels October 20, 2007

Crotch Sniffers

Group of men that frequent the area of a certain person because she is a complete whore and they are hoping she will open her legs (and she usually does) "sniffing her crotch" These people have no lives and put the crotch before work, wives and other important obligations.

Those boys in the warehouse were at her desk again where they don't belong just being crotch sniffers.

by Boo Bitch February 6, 2008

Fire Crotch

Term Used to describe a private part with red haires pubes.

When I looked upon the beautiful woman naked, I noticed she had a fire crotch on her.

by Sparky13 March 28, 2009

crotch candy

When you're eating candy while sitting down and drop a piece in your crotch and still eat it anyway, that is crotch candy.

In the car:

Billy: Hey Timmy, you dropped some of that candy in your crotch.

Timmy looks down, sees the candy, and eats it.

Timmy: Man, that was some good crotch candy!

Billy: Hey, make me some!

by chicken milkshake March 22, 2008