Cincinatti creampie

After cumming in a vagina the woman squats above the mans chest and squeezes out the cum on the mans chest similar to the shape of ohio.

That cincinatti creampie really was the life of the orgy!

by Carlos Cafe September 12, 2011

Cincinnati jerk burn

The act of getting debilitating heartburn when you masturbate while standing up.

John: Dude! I almost passed out this morning after jerking it in the shower!

Samuel: Ah man you gots the Cincinnati jerk burn! Its genetic. Your dad probably had it. You should talk to him about it.

by nearfatalcheeto January 19, 2013

cincinatti hood ornament

Taking a dump on the hood of an adversaries vehicle as an act of retribution.

Jane cut John off on the freeway so he looked up her license plate. Found where she lived and gave her a fresh cincinatti hood ornament.

by Hayabusadude84 September 22, 2013

Cinnamon Toast Punch

A finely crafted beverage from the hills of Appalachia consisting of cinnamon toast crunch mixed with punch.

The best restaurants in the world have several flavors of Cinnamon Toast Punch on tap.

by kirupa February 15, 2014

Cinema bend

When a pornstar's triple XL dong has a large bend around halfway up the shaft, like a hose with a kink in it. Typically occurs in veteran pornstars who likely suffered an injury while pounding the ass of a she star like a late night home invader.

Dude, your double XL dong points north flacid and east when erect.

Yeah I heard a loud fap followed by a popping sound during the filming of "toot cream: Louisville fucker," but didn't feel any pain considering the numbing surfactant all over my weeng wang.

That's what I call a cinema bend.

by Bigdick420 April 27, 2014

cinnabond

The act of ejaculating onto someone who is a Redhead, frosting them like a Cinnamon Roll.

Chloe did not expect her date with Steve to end with her getting cinnabond in the middle of giving him a handjob.

Next time aim that thing somewhere else, I'm tired of being cinnabond!

by FatStab October 14, 2014

Cinecholia

The impending catharsis, and sadness that one feels/experiences when becoming aware that the ending of a film, or show is near. Generally used to describe the near end of Netflix marathons.

Cinecholia, noun - The impending catharsis, and sadness that one feels/experiences when becoming aware that the ending of a film, or show is near. Generally used to describe the near end of Netflix marathons.

Noun Ex: I felt a the pangs of cinecholia as Leslie Knope made me laugh on the last episode of Parks and Rec.

Cinecholic, adj - The feeling of Cinecholia.

Adj Ex: I can't eat cheese while watching 30 Rock anymore because I always get cinecholic half-way through each episode.

melancholy melancholia

by Almost_Genius April 5, 2015