Baker Quaker

the act of forcing one's boner into a woman's nose, then repeatedly kicking her in the meat wallet. also called the strangled frog

Matt:" Dude, she was totally down for the Baker Quaker!"
Ben: "Well, did u do it?"
Matt: "Yeah, until she sneezed...."

by titansfreak12 January 5, 2011

baker's death

losing consciousness during the baking process, especially while making muffins late at night, that results in the death of the baker and 12 others.

1st Lad: Did you hear about that fire last night?

2nd Lad: Yeah, 13 people died. It was a baker's death.

by Joe Reaper September 13, 2011

Bakecheck

Bakecheck is the phenomenon that happens when one has been medicating with that good weed and wants to check how baked they are. The person a.k.a the bakechecker, is mainly concerned about being noticed. Usually, this happens in public and is a swift movement. A quick glance to the mirror in a crowded elevator is a very good example of bakecheck. The bakechecker gives away that he/she is high anyway with the cheeky smirk on his/her face.

Friend 1: Quick bakecheck in 3. 1,2,3!
Friend 1 and 2: *They look into the mirror simultaneously and turn back immediately as the bakecheck did not happen*

by leanbeandean November 14, 2016

Baker's dandruff

The flaky bits of (often short crust pastry) that falls whilst eating a pie or pastry.

That pie was so delicious that I barely dropped any baker's dandruff! Truly a spectacle.

by Dongledawg July 21, 2017

bakethrough

Similar to a highdea a high-Idea, a bakethrough is a revolutionary thought one comes to while high.

Bill: hey man, this weed is dry af, it won’t roll up nicely.

Bob: put it on the paper then breathe slowly on it, should moisten it up enough.

Bill: Did you come up with that? Damn now that’s a bakethrough.

by MustbeOG January 14, 2019

Baker Streeting

The act of mocking someone’s misery, by humming the sax-part of the song “Baker Street”

Jake: man, im so sad

Blake: aw, man, im so sorry. *hums Baker Street*

Jake: Man, Blake, stop Baker Streeting me!

by thotaroo June 17, 2020

baked shoes

a pair of shoes that have been cooked in a microwave for atleast 2 minutes at high setting to get them warm for when you are gonna walk somewhere

guy 1- bro i got some comfy baked shoes bro, wanna try them?
guy 2- what the fuck is wrong with you?

by iGrim April 19, 2021