Your mom

The person people make jokes about all the time

Blitzø: hey are we gonna get our phone call bitch ?
Agent one: that depends who are you gonna call ?
Blitzø: your mom thanking her for a fat time

by Someone who likes helluva boss July 7, 2023

Your mom

A joke used to show how dumb, fat, etc. your mom is.
Not to be confused with "yo mama" but they mean the same thing.

"Your mom is so fat she broke the scale."
"Your mom is so dumb she got a negative IQ."

by Carrot135 July 20, 2023

Your Mom

The woman I fucked last night. She is also your mother.

I shot my sticky white cum in Your Mom last night.

by yourmomkisserr July 31, 2023

your mom

"your mom" is a sentence used to describe very fat whales

guy 1: dude look, your mom
guy 2: thats a whale.
guy 1: i know

by halloweencar June 9, 2023

Your Mom

This very phrase is every middle school teacher's nightmare. Only desperate to be popular use this in their vocabulary.

Teacher- What is 9x12?
Middle schooler- YOUR MOM... hahaha

by pudding-yummy June 11, 2023

your mom

your mom : is nut chopp at yo poppas manggoes onne elbow's schullalies battery assault pumping iron horse-maiden

your mom : is kinda cute
your mom : is my ex-teacher
your mom : is my ex-dad (what?)
your mom : is my sweet every teen in my age (what again?)
your mom : is my soul by my old bro says (why?)
your mom : is my soul too know why ? (Teen spirit Baby) $ WH@T?

by ChachaSaur2023 June 15, 2023

Your mom

The biggest thing in the universe

Scientists have not yet fully understood the true size of your mom.

by Ihaveaname123 September 29, 2023