b is the plagiarized name of VALENTINO ROSSI, but their parents don't want their child to be a racer, so they become VALENTIO, born in the month of valentine.
by grfield November 22, 2021
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by anonymous November 22, 2021
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Vallentina is a beautiful soul. She’s beautiful inside and out and she’s also incredibly funny so if you want a friend to laugh with anytime anywhere, get yourself a Vallentina. Although she’s generally a nice person, you probably shouldn’t piss her off ‘cause whatever happens to you will be your fault. We love Vallentina!!
“Mate, Vallentina had us all dying in class today. Even the teacher was cracking up.”
“How can someone be so pretty AND so funny? Bro that’s wild.”
“Not to mention smart asf.”
“How can someone be so pretty AND so funny? Bro that’s wild.”
“Not to mention smart asf.”
by user4637942 November 23, 2021
Get the vallentina mug.valenteen. VALENTEEN IS SOMEONE YOU WILL NEVER MEET TWICE. i’ve witnessed this woman burp, fart, and eat simultaneously. i’ve seen this thing try to communicate with me through her EYES. there is no one else in the world that will play charades instead of speak. valenteen calls everyone an NPC but has a calendar. valenteen’s mom likes me more than her so i think it may have affected her emotionally. valenteen’s life is a real life domino affect and once something goes wrong it all goes wrong. all she ever does is come to my house, wake me up, take her daily shit in my toilet, and then tell me about guys she thinks are butt fucking ugly. aside, valenteen is my best friend and i appreciate our friendship very much. if it wasn’t for val i’d be very bored and would have ended up with a toxic friend.
“where is valenteen?”
me: oh she’s probably rotting away in her room rn but you can leave me a message for her”
me: oh she’s probably rotting away in her room rn but you can leave me a message for her”
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by RC1993 May 22, 2023
Get the Valencian paella mug.‘Valentine’s Day’, celebrated on the 17th of February, is a special occasion where married couples exchange gifts, affirm their love, and spend quality time together. Fun fact: the “m” in Valentime’s actually stands for “married,” signifying the seasoned, legally-bound veterans of love.
Not to be confused with Valentine’s Day on the 14th, which is for the “newly” entangled—hence the “n”—those still figuring out if they’re soulmates or just really into the same Netflix shows.
Both holidays trace their roots back to the Romans, who celebrated spring fertility rites around this time. And by “spring,” we mean spring if you’re in Southern Italy—because everywhere else, it’s still cold enough to question your life choices.
Not to be confused with Valentine’s Day on the 14th, which is for the “newly” entangled—hence the “n”—those still figuring out if they’re soulmates or just really into the same Netflix shows.
Both holidays trace their roots back to the Romans, who celebrated spring fertility rites around this time. And by “spring,” we mean spring if you’re in Southern Italy—because everywhere else, it’s still cold enough to question your life choices.
by xircano February 15, 2025
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