vallentina 

Vallentina is a beautiful soul. She’s beautiful inside and out and she’s also incredibly funny so if you want a friend to laugh with anytime anywhere, get yourself a Vallentina. Although she’s generally a nice person, you probably shouldn’t piss her off ‘cause whatever happens to you will be your fault. We love Vallentina!!

“Mate, Vallentina had us all dying in class today. Even the teacher was cracking up.”

“How can someone be so pretty AND so funny? Bro that’s wild.”

“Not to mention smart asf.”

vallentina by user4637942 November 23, 2021

Funny Valentine 

Funny Valentine is the 23rd President of the United States and the antagonist of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Steel Ball Run. Known for his charisma of a true politician and his ideals to the point you can think of him as the true hero of the part. Uses the iconic stand named after the AC/DC hit song: Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap (aka D4C or Filthy Acts At A Reasonable Price if you would like the censored version). D4C has the ability of Dimensional Traveling when Funny is between two objects letting Funny use infinity versions of himself to finish his acts and as a last resort option when a version of him takes fatal damage. D4C offensive ability consists of taking two of the same people/objects from different dimensions, let them make contact and this results in disintegration of the people/objects. Funny Valentine/D4C also gain another ability at the end of the part known as Love Trains which creates a pocket dimension around Funny so Funny cannot take any type of damage and bad luck literally will go away from him to another person at will/random.

1.
X: Funny Valentine is the best villain

2.
X: "Would make America Great in the first place if it wasn't for a crippled man."
Y: "Yeah, he did nothing wrong man"

Funny Valentine by Sospicion July 24, 2019

Valentanal

Anal sex on Valentine’s Day

My wife said that she wants valentanal instead of flowers.

Valentanal by Chucktastic68 February 13, 2021

valentines day video 

a video Phil made for Dan basically expressing his love as a gift for Valentines Day but they claim it was an April Fools joke. Also the phandom doesn't ever talk about it, it's aka "the video that shall not be named" or every now and then "the video" or "the thing" because many are scared to talk about it. It's to respect Phil and also Dans privacy, that's why we don't speak of it, or watch it. Besides, it's very hard to find it on the internet nowadays.

phangirl 1: "Wow! did you see the valentines Day video?!"
phangirl 2: "yeah! the video that shall not be named!"

valentines day video by Phil trash #2 October 1, 2015

Valentina 

The most gorgeous hispanic girl at the school. All guys stare at her in class but she doesn't notice them. Artistic, likes to workout, sweet, beautiful smile, light skin, long legs, natural thick eyebrows and dark brown eyes. She used to have short Black hair, now is long. laughs too much sometimes, if you see her sad you're lucky because she won't show her weak side unless you truly know her. Especially guys with initials J,C, T, R and N go crazy about her and find her extremely attractive. ( Jack, Colin, Nate, C..). Could be a model and knows how to dress. Seems quiet and calm but is kinky and loves parties. Versatile and an amazing friend If you become her boyfriend she will be loyal and will surprise you. South American, Italian and Russian name. Means very sweet, and romantic. Valentina \v(a)-lenti-na, val(en)-tina\ as a girl's name is pronounced val-en-TEE-nah. It is of Latin origin, and the meaning of Valentina is "strong, healthy". Feminine form of Valentine, a saint's name.
More exotic and artistic ballerina-type successor to Valerie; a pretty, recommended choice. Mexican-born actress Salma Hayek named her daughter Valentina. It shot up 62 places to #203 in the past year alone.

Jack: -Valentina looks so good today.
Neill: -the hottie over there? I think she has a boyfriend..

Valentina by griddamtimb December 18, 2018

Valentina 

Valentina is very gorgeous girl, the first time you see her you will be in love and will want to date her.

Valentina is beautiful

Valentina by emasansay June 24, 2019

Valentina 

valentina is a very kind girl. she can be shy at first but once you become close with her, that will all change. she loves to laugh a lot with her friends. she loves when people say that they lover her because it makes her feel very special on the inside. valentina is very beautiful and is always getting great grades. she is stylish, loves to take pictures, and get many clothes. valentina will be the perfect best friend for you because she will always be there for you and make you laugh all the time. you have to get a valentina in your life because she will always express her love and luckiness to have you in her life.

Valentina is so nice.
I know right!

Valentina by XXvalgirl September 23, 2019