turkey breast

a fat male with huge breasts

layhes got huge turkey breasts

by karl06 May 18, 2006

Turkey Gobbler

To grab or pinch ones fat under their chin, pull it down, and wiggle it.

John can't stand the extreme pain when he gets a turkey gobbler from Bubba.

by Brad Laughlin May 8, 2008

Turkey Curtains

When a girls vaginal lips hang out of her inner socket..They dangle down like a thinly sliced peice of turkey.

When a skank gets bang to hard or to often this can happen.. It doesn't usually recess immediatly until a few months down the road...

That stripper has turkey curtains..hahaha

by greek1 May 30, 2006

Turkey-Baconed

Turkey-Baconed - 1. To derail an online blog or forum thread that was started to incite others
2. To so utterly confuse an online "troll" or spammer
they give up


Turkey-Baconed (with the above definitions) is a phrase originally coined in the PS3 section of the AVS Forum. It is used to derail internet threads or blogs on forums. Highly effective in ruining a troll's intentional baiting. (an internet troll is someone who posts to blogs or forums intending to start arguements). An example of being Turkey-Baconed can be found here War Bond Lighters and World War II Lighters. Now in this example a spammer attempted to just spam as many forums as possible and if you peruse that thread you will see from the very beginning it was derailed. Hence it was Turkey-Baconed. Now in this next example, Sony to post $1.1 billion loss, this was started by a troll. In this case the troll would be an XBox owner trying to incite a console flame war. It is highly common in the gaming world for fans of different platforms to have highly "spirited" disagreements. As you can see in both examples humor plays a major part in Turkey-Baconing. Along with witty banter, inane comments, and the occasional risque photo. So remember boys and girls instead of argueing in forums and blogs just Turkey-Bacon them.

"That Sony thread just got Turkey-Baconed"

by phipp01 January 16, 2009

turkey

a country that

1. obviously has no girls
2. INVENTED the webcam
3. is full of overaged men trying to get young girls to cam with them

turkish guy-hey babe how are you
underage girl-fine
turkish guy-let see pussy u
underage girl-ew no
turkish guy-come babe please
underage girl-go away
turkish guy-open boobs
underage girl-where are u from
turkish guy-turkey
underage girl-*blocks*

...ACTUAL CONVERSATION

by leann... August 4, 2007

Turkeywood

Popular films or movies remade in the country of Turkey; typically very poorly and with a low budget. Similar to Bollywood movies from India but of much lower quality. Turkey Wood

Man Turkeywood movies are so bad they just make me want to vomit. Turkish Star Wars is a prime example of a Turkeywood film.

by Turing Code September 25, 2005

pr0n turkey

Someone who loves to beat their meat to inny pr0n

jim the pr0n turkey won't come out tonight, he's too busy whacking off

by ell0rz November 12, 2008